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      07-10-2007, 06:33 PM   #45
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sorry off topic but I HAVE to put this.
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yo mama is chuck norris' stunt double.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=c7-Qs_th7G8

okay back on track

Your momma is so ugly they filmed gorillas in the mist while she took a shower
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      07-10-2007, 06:46 PM   #46
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Yo momma so fat she got little mommas orbiting around her

Yo momma so fat her drivers license say 'picture continued on other side'
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yo mother is so fat she has more chins than a chinese phonebook.♥
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Yo mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
that is straight up nasty
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yo momma so ugly when she look in a mirror her reflection ducks down
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dayumn yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
Yo mama so ugly well.. look at you!
Yo mama so ugly she looks like you.
Yo mama so ugly she could only be Yo mama.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back shaking it's head.
Yo mama so ugly when the terminator said "I'll be back" he left running.
Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama so ugly she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
Yo mama so ugly she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
Yo mama so ugly she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a track cleat.
Yo mama so ugly she's uugly. I had to add another u `cause u is ugly too!
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Yo Mama so dumb.....it took her 9 months to take a dump.
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Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
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Oh and yo momma so fat when she showers her feet don't get wet.
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