Weightloss for men

schneid4323 · 10-19-2007, 03:48 PM

Weight Loss Program for Him

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as
a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can
catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after
her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The
same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On
the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10
lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the
most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She
is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days,
the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better
shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go
for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program "Are
you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most
rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next
day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge
muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your ass is mine."

He lost 63 pounds that week.

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1001 · 10-19-2007, 05:21 PM

HAHA

Kiemyster · 10-19-2007, 05:30 PM

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!

thats just great! i wonder if i can order that last one for a friend... hmmmmm lol!

just4kickz · 10-19-2007, 05:41 PM

this is pretty old... i heard it when i was like in 6th grade... so like 9 years ago

!Xoible · 10-19-2007, 05:42 PM

it's old, but funny still

schneid4323 · 10-19-2007, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiemyster

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!

thats just great! i wonder if i can order that last one for a friend... hmmmmm lol!

lol

Revlis · 10-19-2007, 07:22 PM

I'd just order the second package three----Thirty times...

Ru$$ell · 10-19-2007, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiemyster

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!

thats just great! i wonder if i can order that last one for a friend... hmmmmm lol!

lmao,not cool man!

Year's_End · 10-20-2007, 04:24 AM

I'd order that first package, get ready at the door and leap out as soon as it swings open. Wouldn't know what hit 'em.

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schneid4323 Banned 330 Rep 1,134 Posts Drives: 335i, M6 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Dallas TX iTrader: (0)	Weightloss for men Weight Loss Program for Him A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me". Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your ass is mine." He lost 63 pounds that week. Stole that from bimmerforums
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