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      11-10-2008, 08:59 PM   #1
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Gangsta so Gangsta

Gangsta like a mothafucka me and my homies
I call Theresa on the phone tell her cook a pizzone
leave the house with a pocket full of stones
and we blazin gettin high
got that colombian connec
tryin not to fall down and wreck
cruisin through the beach we so fly
rollin in that cherry m3 cant even see
you cant be fazin hazin the amazin while we blazin
I love the dough you's a ho gotta let it show
man its so cold just do what you told
down the hardest slope we skiin me and my homies
we bein out there mothafuckin G'n, T'n
what you want from me just let me be
the hardest mothafuckin G you ever did see
I bite the bullet take one for the team
just chillin me and my boy beam
you like a villain always killin
say ***** please with cheese
I got that disease addicted to the money
second only to a honey
I do what I want
You just a pussy ass bitch dick lovin cunt
I'm so rich you just a bitch
I'm so real already got my place in heaven
got my first ki fo little under 27 wat a good deal
You a dick ridin ******, to me, you like a maggot
Everyone always told me don't pick a fight with the devil
But my swagger so sick I'm up on the next level
I's the only one around able to take the devil down
Got up out the pound while you still layin on the ground
Me & my bro be doin this operation
growin cali dro oh what a sensation like fuckin a asian
Knock back a shot smoke a little pot
Drop some mdma or do a little yay
I said what do ya say to my bitch named kay
take a little trip do a little dip
crossin the border followin no order
we fuckin the whole way just me and my girl kay
got my connect on speed dial call em everyday
make this transaction work
I gotta get my pay
we roll upstairs she fixin up her hair
I shut off the power its such an early hour
I might take me a shower
bitch you now my maid
dont got time to clean when I'm out there gettin paid
i cuss at ya momma smack ya kids spit in ya mouth
shit in ya house piss on ya couch nuts in my hands
wipe em on mrs. T face and ask her how the semen taste
bitch I'm the boss not just the boss
but a mothafuckin hoss
so what you fishin for
betta not be that skankass whore you know what I'm sayin
always goin back for more
mmm kay malarsh sometimes she can be a little harsh
but I forgive her how could I be mad or sad or glad
well maybe just a tad
bustin up in this door everyone hit the floor
it's a fuckin asian well maybe a malasian
its hard to tell... what the hell is that keenan & kell?
this mountains so big it's takin me for a spin
you know I'm gonna win
got my mad dogs we like a pack of wild hogs
or maybe a coyote trippin on peyote
I don't even know when I'll next see some snow
it better be soon might have to travel up to Boone
with my boy blue ***** you should too
like we do in mizzou
take a big wiff if you catch my drift
never look back cookin up some crack
travelin so fast havin a blast
raisin the mast bout to set sail
headin down this trail
hope i never got to worry bout bail
if you can hear me just let me speak you so weak
fallin behind rubbin chub in the creek
you so mean I'm so clean
I gleamer like my beamer
ridin low wit a ho you always askin fo mo
its so fucking loud in this croud
so noisy just like it was at boise....state runnin
the liberTy while I'm hustlin wit mr. T
you'll be surprised how smart he is
bitch best in the biz
straight A's on my report card
you think you so hard
sellin crack out ya front yard
in the hood just tryin to do some good
if you could or you would
or you must watch where you bust...
on her face like gettin sprayed with mace
right in the eye then you say bye bye
she prolly been with every guy around
oh wait the whole town
use your dick as bait lure that bitch in
don't hate, knockin back some gin
I'm so sick I'm feelin ill gettin my dick wet
she's like a pet call her up to chill
take a xanny or another pill
feelin so right that pussy so tight
like Theresa Hen I've been...
she so good to me makin toast & tea
or maybe some bacon & eggs
while I'm rubbin up those legs
wait shit they're so hairy
like my uncle jerry
you're such a creeper
like my teacher
or like link dressed in pink not green
thats so mean like a gangsta
& a wangsta so in my conclusion
to this word play abusin
I'm callin out to help cure my disease, please,
don't sneeze you might wink ***** you stink
you stank you rank like a homeless dude
just lookin for food
so poor not no more...
just give me the ball and watch me scoreee

haha im sorry i was bored and starting writing this is what you get after 25min boredom watching paint dry listening to 'We Are The Champions' on repeat:clap :
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      11-10-2008, 09:07 PM   #2
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You just a pussy ass bitch dick lovin cunt

^^^^^LMAO
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ur stupid...
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      11-10-2008, 09:12 PM   #4
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Ahh sorry man, to much to read lol.
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      11-10-2008, 09:20 PM   #5
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out of all things you could have posted, this had to be your first
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      11-10-2008, 09:25 PM   #6
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and that'll be a /thread
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      11-10-2008, 10:32 PM   #7
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      11-10-2008, 10:35 PM   #8
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Say what ? Say what?
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      11-10-2008, 10:55 PM   #9
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and that'll be a /thread
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      11-10-2008, 11:05 PM   #10
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oooooooooooo He so Gangsta!
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      11-10-2008, 11:11 PM   #11
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Ebonics is not an official language....west coast, east coast, or the south....
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      11-11-2008, 01:01 AM   #12
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One meaningful sentence carries a thousand meaning.

One thousand sentences that means nothing.











go to school.learn something. love what you learnt and You'll never get bored and waste people's time again.

last thing. dont procreate.
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One meaningful sentence carries a thousand meaning.

One thousand sentences that means nothing.








go to school.learn something. love what you learnt and You'll never get bored and waste people's time again.

last thing. dont procreate.
learn grammar, spelling, punctuation and basic sentence structure.
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      11-11-2008, 01:19 AM   #14
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      11-11-2008, 02:28 AM   #15
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FFS. Gangsta's FTL.
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      11-11-2008, 11:20 AM   #16
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One meaningful sentence carries a thousand meaning.

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go to school.learn something. love what you learnt and You'll never get bored and waste people's time again.

last thing. dont procreate.
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learn grammar, spelling, punctuation and basic sentence structure.
haha I was thinkin the same thing.
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      11-11-2008, 11:24 AM   #17
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please tell me you did not write that or in a language you can understand: That shit was whack you mark ass bizznatchi!!
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      11-11-2008, 07:45 PM   #19
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One meaningful sentence carries a thousand meaning.

One thousand sentences that means nothing.
If your "meaningful" sentence carriers a thousand meaning, you better be more exact else you'll wonder why no one understands exactly what you mean .

Hmm... no wonder I don't understand ghetto (i did grow up in ghetto oaktown).
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      11-11-2008, 07:55 PM   #20
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Quite possibly the dumbest fucking thread in the history of E90post. Congratulations.

No, I didn't bother to read it either.
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