Some girl....

kdbryce · 03-01-2014, 09:45 PM

So I'm at this party...

a girl in a white e90 pulls up with a wrapped roof, black grilles, black rims, etc. these sights are rare where I live.

She's kinda sexy so I start inquiring about her ride. I tell her I'm a fan of BMW and that I drive one. She tells me hers is a 2012 335.

I look around back only to find a pre LCI 325/328/330.

Then she tells me her car has 500 hp.

She also thought fellatio was a Shakespearean protagonist.

I don't know how I should play this.

EDIT: meant to post this in the e90 section... don't drink and post.

Greenkirby21 · 03-01-2014, 09:50 PM

if you have sex with her she will claim not to have any STDS

and then you will find out that wasn't true either

kdbryce · 03-01-2014, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenkirby21

if you have sex with her she will claim not to have any STDS

and then you will find out that wasn't true either

I hope she comes with the extended warranty.

joewalton · 03-01-2014, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by kdbryce

So I'm at this party...a little drunk, I shan't lie. You know bryce.

Anyways a girl in a white e90 pulls up with a wrapped roof, black grilles, black rims, etc. these sights are rare where I live.

She's kinda sexy so I start inquiring about her ride. I tell her I'm a fan of BMW and I drive one then ask what she has. She tells me a 2012 335.

I look around back only to find a pre LCI 325/328/330.

Then she tells me her car has 500 hp.

She also thought fellatio was a Shakespearean protagonist.

I don't know how I should play this.

Dude, you live in Albany.

If she has teeth, marry her.

nick1212 · 03-02-2014, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by joewalton

Dude, you live in Albany.

If she has teeth, marry her.

+1

sahajesh · 03-02-2014, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by joewalton

Dude, you live in Albany.

If she has teeth, marry her.

Doesn't it matter if the teeth are real, or do you 'prefer' gums?

Bluelondon · 03-02-2014, 03:59 AM

Sexy + bimmer = keeper

glangford · 03-02-2014, 05:27 AM

Sexy+Bimmer = High Maintenance.

fecurtis · 03-02-2014, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kdbryce

So I'm at this party...a little drunk, I shan't lie. You know bryce.

Anyways a girl in a white e90 pulls up with a wrapped roof, black grilles, black rims, etc. these sights are rare where I live.

She's kinda sexy so I start inquiring about her ride. I tell her I'm a fan of BMW and I drive one then ask what she has. She tells me a 2012 335.

I look around back only to find a pre LCI 325/328/330.

Then she tells me her car has 500 hp.

She also thought fellatio was a Shakespearean protagonist.

I don't know how I should play this.

If you decide to sleep with her, make sure she doesn't get pregnant. Someone that mindbogglingly stupid has no business being responsible for another human being.

DVC · 03-02-2014, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kdbryce

So I'm at this party...a little drunk, I shan't lie. You know bryce.

Anyways a girl in a white e90 pulls up with a wrapped roof, black grilles, black rims, etc. these sights are rare where I live.

She's kinda sexy so I start inquiring about her ride. I tell her I'm a fan of BMW and I drive one then ask what she has. She tells me a 2012 335.

I look around back only to find a pre LCI 325/328/330.

Then she tells me her car has 500 hp.

She also thought fellatio was a Shakespearean protagonist.

I don't know how I should play this.

Lol... so how did it play out?

kdbryce · 03-02-2014, 07:57 AM

Well I'll tell you this.

I meant to post this in the e90 section not the f30 section

Sorry guys!

fecurtis · 03-02-2014, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kdbryce

Well I'll tell you this.

I meant to post this in the e90 section not the f30 section

Sorry guys!

It's ok. You were drunk.

Should've liveblogged the ordeal.

BavarianFanatic · 03-02-2014, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glangford

Sexy+Bimmer = High Maintenance.

This.

DF · 03-02-2014, 01:14 PM

tell her you have a 9 inch cock. Then when she sees it explain you used the same exaggeration techniques she used.

The Nash · 03-02-2014, 02:12 PM

Nkc · 03-02-2014, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DF

tell her you have a 9 inch cock. Then when she sees it explain you used the same exaggeration techniques she used.

two can play at this game. Don't tell me that you can't out BS a chick with a 500hp wrapped NA 3er.

PINeely · 03-02-2014, 03:52 PM

We call this the "hit and run"

BenchRacerYo · 03-02-2014, 05:17 PM

Should have asked her to take you for a ride to feel her... horsepower.

BMBNCTA · 03-02-2014, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DF

tell her you have a 9 inch cock. Then when she sees it explain you used the same exaggeration techniques she used.

NGEE · 03-02-2014, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kdbryce

I look around back only to find a pre LCI 325/328/330.

Huh, interesting. Every time I meet a sexy girl and have a look around back I get slapped.

2deerwhistlers · 03-02-2014, 07:07 PM

I'm in the area I'll keep an eye out..

catherineanh · 03-02-2014, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glangford

Sexy+Bimmer = High Maintenance.

+1

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