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      12-21-2005, 08:47 PM   #23
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Thank you for that very revealing piece of info.
I knew it was a lil TMI, but hey .. women have it rough. If we're freaky then the guy gets suspicious & intimidated, if we're not freaky enough, they go somewhere else.
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If we're freaky then the guy gets suspicious & intimidated, if we're not freaky enough, they go somewhere else.


LOL! So true.....but hey, men do not have it so easy either...we play the same line with being "nice"



Therefore, for I prefer to...

...always error on being a little too mean, than too nice...

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      12-23-2005, 05:14 PM   #25
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Therefore, for I prefer to...

...always error on being a little too mean, than too nice...

j/k
Honestly, thats a good thing. Guys who are too nice, too sweet, too perfect are boring. I want a guy whose gonna make me work a little. Keep me on my toes, yet knows when to give in.
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      12-23-2005, 05:19 PM   #26
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Honestly, thats a good thing

Understood...I learned that a long time ago.

Some....still will never learn. YOu know...they say..

good guys finish last...for a reason.


Nice avi...btw...I had not seen it yet.
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what a great list!
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      01-29-2006, 03:58 AM   #28
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:mad: Im so fuckin mazd and im faded right now. I found out my x bf f*cked 2 girls arlready since we broke up. Wtf! Why am i mad, why do i care........... i should get over his loser crimial ass, but yet it bugs me.. :mad: :mad:
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:mad: Im so fuckin mazd and im faded right now. I found out my x bf f*cked 2 girls arlready since we broke up. Wtf! Why am i mad, why do i care........... i should get over his loser crimial ass, but yet it bugs me.. :mad: :mad:


You should "get back at him" by screwing four guys immediately!

Sorry, I'm not helping.
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You should "get back at him" by screwing four guys immediately!

Sorry, I'm not helping.
I could tomororw if i wanted.. even tnoght. But ihavetn, cause i got class.. just amazin how he can tel me all this shit and then go and bang whatever he sees.
I know 1 of the girls too, she always acts SO nice to me.. now i found out why. Mutaha ^$@$%@@$%@ :mad:
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I could tomororw if i wanted.. even tnoght. But ihavetn, cause i got class.. just amazin how he can tel me all this shit and then go and bang whatever he sees.
I know 1 of the girls too, she always acts SO nice to me.. now i found out why. Mutaha ^$@$%@@$%@ :mad:
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25. At least one of her friends wants to sleep with you.
Tell you what? Why do you think he broke up with you in the first place? Actually, don't answer that, I don't want to know. Get over it. Srsly.



























































now I know why I'm single.
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      01-29-2006, 04:18 AM   #32
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He broke up w/ me cause he couldnt trsut me. thougth iwas cheatin on him.. when i wasnt. I was 100% faithful.. he always accused me of shit. Hey atleast the girls he got with are FUGLY! HAHAH
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:mad: Im so fuckin mazd and im faded right now. I found out my x bf f*cked 2 girls arlready since we broke up. Wtf! Why am i mad, why do i care........... i should get over his loser crimial ass, but yet it bugs me.. :mad: :mad:
sorry to hear that.. thats just .
It bugs you cause you probably loved him?
let the male s*u* live his own life. A girl like you deserves alot more.
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now that it seems like you are "happier" I got some questions..

I know this might be a bad time, but this is really serious for me too..
Hope you can help me out.

1. You'll probably never know how many guys she's slept with. The standard lie is five. Which really means about 12

-is this *always true? 5 to 12 is more than double. holy sh1t. this kinda work with #17. life sucks. I would say guys usually lie by 2~3.. not divide by 2..

and for laughing sakes, is #75 really true? and #32 Im gonna ask my girlfriend about #75. She LOVE dogs. I do too though.
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He broke up w/ me cause he couldnt trsut me. thougth iwas cheatin on him.. when i wasnt. I was 100% faithful.. he always accused me of shit. Hey atleast the girls he got with are FUGLY! HAHAH
That means he broke up with you, because he got bored of you. Chances are he was probably cheating on you. Those kind of guys suck. Why do hot girls always cling to jerks? Damn, I should be a jerk.
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      01-29-2006, 12:08 PM   #36
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now that it seems like you are "happier" I got some questions..

I know this might be a bad time, but this is really serious for me too..
Hope you can help me out.

1. You'll probably never know how many guys she's slept with. The standard lie is five. Which really means about 12

-is this *always true? 5 to 12 is more than double. holy sh1t. this kinda work with #17. life sucks. I would say guys usually lie by 2~3.. not divide by 2..

and for laughing sakes, is #75 really true? and #32 Im gonna ask my girlfriend about #75. She LOVE dogs. I do too though.
Yes 32 is true. I think i developed good quad muscles from squatting haha. And 75, i wouldnt know.. i dont like dogs.

I dont lie about how many guys ive been with.. why would i double the #, i'd just look like a skank.
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That means he broke up with you, because he got bored of you. Chances are he was probably cheating on you. Those kind of guys suck. Why do hot girls always cling to jerks? Damn, I should be a jerk.
Hmm i dont think he was bored of me haha.. cause the day before we broke up, he sure as hell didnt act bored that night. I honestly think he believes i cheated. Thats why he f*cked up my room, and is now acting like a slut. To get "back" at me. But so far everyone that ive talked to says that he is literally going downhill and is crazy. My gf thinks ive messed him up for life, he'll never have a serious relationship again
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Hmm i dont think he was bored of me haha.. cause the day before we broke up, he sure as hell didnt act bored that night. I honestly think he believes i cheated. Thats why he f*cked up my room, and is now acting like a slut. To get "back" at me. But so far everyone that ive talked to says that he is literally going downhill and is crazy. My gf thinks ive messed him up for life, he'll never have a serious relationship again
he was just a psycho to begin with then. Why do you care again?
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he was just a psycho to begin with then. Why do you care again?
I dont know.....
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Whenever a person has to hide under the " I think you are cheating on me" looser blanket..It usually means that they are getting ready to cheat themselves or already have. It is kind of a security blanket knowing if they get caught, they know the guilty feeling is already been blamed on you...even though they probably knew the whole time you have not cheated yourself... It makes them feel better knowing that the blame has already been put on you...Jeez, I used to be one of those ass holes...Not any more though
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Whenever a person has to hide under the " I think you are cheating on me" looser blanket..It usually means that they are getting ready to cheat themselves or already have. It is kind of a security blanket knowing if they get caught, they know the guilty feeling is already been blamed on you...even though they probably knew the whole time you have not cheated yourself... It makes them feel better knowing that the blame has already been put on you...Jeez, I used to be one of those ass holes...Not any more though
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hey bella.....if you're not in the east coast already by then......
go to the hurry curry house meet......and i'll buy you a drink....

there's nothing that a few lynchburg lemonades can cure.....
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hey bella.....if you're not in the east coast already by then......
go to the hurry curry house meet......and i'll buy you a drink....

there's nothing that a few lynchburg lemonades can cure.....
Thanks Kevin

Trust me, i need a few drinks. I saw my x today.. it was for about .01 seconds, we made eye contact. It was pretty hard, and i sort of lost it when i got home, but i toughed up and tried to not think about it.

Ill be out on the east coast feb 1-5
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