Blonde Gets A New Tattoo

Tondtar · 09-17-2009, 07:31 PM

A Blonde is showing off her new tattoo of a giant seashell on her inner thigh.

Her friends ask her why she would get such a tattoo and in that location.

She responds, 'It's really cool. If you put your left ear up against it, you can smell the ocean.'

BKV122 · 09-17-2009, 09:27 PM

LAwl

samwoo2go · 09-18-2009, 03:28 AM

Im mentally combining this joke with the you got a big pussy you got a big pussy joke

endofanera7 · 09-18-2009, 08:43 PM

choicez · 09-18-2009, 09:09 PM

Scorpion · 09-18-2009, 09:10 PM

lol

Bimmer Nerd · 09-26-2009, 08:47 PM

hahahah

Duhst · 10-09-2009, 12:07 PM

i lol'd

MJC///M3 · 10-09-2009, 12:21 PM

lmao!!!!

another one......"What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down??????"

..................

A Burnette with bad breath.

Zirenz2006 · 10-09-2009, 03:23 PM

jhv · 10-09-2009, 06:23 PM

ewwwwww

lablueboy · 10-09-2009, 06:51 PM

LOL.. that's makes my Friday, thx..

M3 vert · 10-26-2009, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MJC///M3

lmao!!!!

another one......"What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down??????"

..................

A Burnette with bad breath.

You dirty bastard

MJC///M3 · 10-27-2009, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M3 vert

You dirty bastard

OlivaresAnthony · 02-16-2010, 10:07 PM

rofl

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samwoo2go Banned 442 Rep 779 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: SoCal iTrader: (12)	Im mentally combining this joke with the you got a big pussy you got a big pussy joke
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MJC///M3 Colonel 87 Rep 2,324 Posts Drives: 09 SSII E92 M3 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bronx, NYC iTrader: (0)	lmao!!!! another one......"What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down??????" .................. A Burnette with bad breath. __________________ "You will get there, but it is up to you and you alone. It is what you are willing to do, and how you are willing to get there. You must be relentless, you must be tireless, you must pursue at all costs, so that you are ready, when the time is right." -Dad
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