Tell me you drive a BMW without telling me you drive a BMW

tranquility · 08-21-2021, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BMW F22

My God that stupid TikTok trend has caught on at Bimmerpost!!!

How do I tell people all those “trends” are stupid without telling them they’re stupid?

Agreed but at least this is just using words, many of those other trends are just CRINGY like hell! :vomit:

cooolone2 · 08-22-2021, 03:01 AM

"I drove it like I stole it"...

What car am I driving?

Lol

cb804 · 08-22-2021, 08:10 AM

Here you go...

M5Rick · 08-22-2021, 08:53 AM

I'm not fussy any BMW will do

Noneya · 08-22-2021, 11:47 AM

abcdefghijklMnopqrstuvwxyz

Dpc2u · 08-22-2021, 01:08 PM

Well, since the subject came up.....

abcdefghijk @&@[×^#, l ///M nopqrstuvwxyz.. So there.

That's all I've got to say about that.

scumpydumpy · 08-22-2021, 03:01 PM

Just bought a BMW

Can't wait to never use indicators (turn signals) again

Also park over 3 parking spaces

upstatedoc · 08-22-2021, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by scumpydumpy

Just bought a BMW

Can't wait to never use indicators (turn signals) again

Also park over 3 parking spaces

Tell us more

King Rudi · 08-23-2021, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by scumpydumpy

Also park over 3 parking spaces

In an X1? OK....

wtwo3 · 08-23-2021, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

In an X1? OK....

With a fake M badge too!

DenverSteve · 08-23-2021, 08:47 AM

Can't talk right now. I have to get to my Ultimate Driving Machine.........

scumpydumpy · 08-23-2021, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

In an X1? OK....

People who make jokes from sarcastic comment

scumpydumpy · 08-23-2021, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by wtwo3

With a fake M badge too!

I stuck one on your mums ass after I finished giving her my milk

King Rudi · 08-23-2021, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by scumpydumpy

I stuck one on your mums ass after I finished giving her my milk

I literally lol'd.

wtwo3 · 08-23-2021, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by scumpydumpy

I stuck one on your mums ass after I finished giving her my milk

Well that escalated

TiMSport · 08-23-2021, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by wtwo3

Well that escalated

Something tells me being an owner of said X1 had prepared him for potential attacks. LOL.

UncleWede · 08-23-2021, 03:57 PM

If I want my servants to clean the windshield under the wipers, I have to go thru some funky rigmarole to get the wipers to the middle of the windshield.

wtwo3 · 08-23-2021, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

If I want my servants to clean the windshield under the wipers, I have to go thru some funky rigmarole to get the wipers to the middle of the windshield.

I think you might be in the wrong forum.

Here:

https://www.rollsroyceforums.com/

UncleWede · 08-23-2021, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by wtwo3

I think you might be in the wrong forum.

Here:

https://www.rollsroyceforums.com/

Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite

It drives me freaking CRAZY at the gas station. There is no way to return the wipers to their normal location without dragging them across the windshield (3 TIMES!!!)

Mein11 · 08-26-2021, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by scumpydumpy

People who make jokes from sarcastic comment

You must be new to OT section. Most X1 owners last about a week, we'll see how this one pans out.

TiMSport · 08-26-2021, 10:18 AM

And an occasional i3 owner.

08-22-2021, 03:01 AM	#68
cooolone2 Captain 639 Rep 718 Posts Drives: 20' M240iX B58, 01' 330XI E46 Join Date: Jul 2019 Location: NY, USA iTrader: (0)	"I drove it like I stole it"... What car am I driving? Lol
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08-22-2021, 08:10 AM	#69
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08-22-2021, 08:53 AM	#70
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08-22-2021, 11:47 AM	#71
Noneya Second Lieutenant 253 Rep 236 Posts Drives: '21 X5MC, '14 X1 35i M sport Join Date: Aug 2020 Location: US iTrader: (0) Garage List 2021 X5MC [0.00]	abcdefghijklMnopqrstuvwxyz
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08-22-2021, 01:08 PM	#72
Dpc2u Major 11503 Rep 1,067 Posts Drives: E93 M3, E60 M5, F15 X5, E46 Join Date: Feb 2019 Location: Middle Tennessee iTrader: (0)	Well, since the subject came up..... abcdefghijk @&@[×^#, l ///M nopqrstuvwxyz.. So there. That's all I've got to say about that. __________________ E46, E60 M5, E93 M3, F15 X5 IG - @thebimmerhaus
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08-22-2021, 03:01 PM	#73
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08-23-2021, 08:47 AM	#77
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08-23-2021, 03:57 PM	#83
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08-26-2021, 10:18 AM	#87
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