What do you guys do when your taking a SHIT...?

///AFRO · 11-12-2007, 08:52 PM

1. Labtop
2. IPOD
3. Text friends lol
4. Masterbate

Anyone else have any....

schneid4323 · 11-12-2007, 08:54 PM

I do it 2girls1cup style

Kiemyster · 11-12-2007, 09:05 PM

fuck man, i was gonna post a thread JUST like this ahahahah!!!!

roll a joint
smoke a joint
smoke a menthol cigarette
talk on the phone
play some music on my cell (w880i)
drink a pepsi (thats right, PEPSI, not coke)
take a scissors and cut off the hair by my cock that i missed wen i shaved

i think thats about it.

NoTrash · 11-12-2007, 09:07 PM

laptop

GreddyBoy858 · 11-12-2007, 09:10 PM

laptop

325 Baller · 11-12-2007, 09:10 PM

it takes me >20 seconds lol so not much time for music/laptop/magazines lol

///AFRO · 11-12-2007, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiemyster

fuck man, i was gonna post a thread JUST like this ahahahah!!!!

roll a joint
smoke a joint
smoke a menthol cigarette
talk on the phone
play some music on my cell (w880i)
drink a pepsi (thats right, PEPSI, not coke)
take a scissors and cut off the hair by my cock that i missed wen i shaved

i think thats about it.

LOL, same here bro.

Kiemyster · 11-12-2007, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///AFRO

LOL, same here bro.

ROFLOL!!!!!!! i think its just a thing between us Alpine White Clearcoat people... the other members here, just wont understand.

GreddyBoy858 · 11-12-2007, 09:15 PM

hey hey... I am part of SocalNORML.. I know whats up.. haha

Kiemyster · 11-12-2007, 09:23 PM

^^

Where the weed I need a ripp, hurry up, pack it quick, light it up let it fly, feel the bud get you high!

nyczyang27 · 11-12-2007, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 325 Baller

it takes me >20 seconds lol so not much time for music/laptop/magazines lol

same

///AFRO · 11-12-2007, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 325 Baller

it takes me >20 seconds lol so not much time for music/laptop/magazines lol

Is that safe?

jhv · 11-12-2007, 09:55 PM

laptop when i know its gonna take a while

djmatty · 11-12-2007, 09:56 PM

I've gotten through quite a few books this way...

Aija · 11-12-2007, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 325 Baller

it takes me >20 seconds lol so not much time for music/laptop/magazines lol

do u even wipe?

inabis · 11-12-2007, 10:18 PM

I text like crazy...usually something weird ex: If an elephant took a shit on your car what would you do?? What can you do??....anyway can u even masturbate while taking a shit?? I don't think that's even possible but it's still nasty none the less

stooken · 11-12-2007, 10:21 PM

uh... i take my shit and leave?

just4kickz · 11-12-2007, 10:23 PM

car mags. maxim. study

wuufer001 · 11-12-2007, 10:23 PM

Only Magazine

Kiemyster · 11-12-2007, 10:34 PM

sometimes, an excellent tactic i normally enforce: hold the shit for 15 minutes after u first feel it budge. then, when its just slipping out, run to the toilet, and slamm'er down! it takes less than 20 seconds to shit. then do a quick wipe, jump in the shower, soap my ass (cause if not, it starts to itch, its just a habit. ever since i was like 5, mom always told me, shower right after you shit!) jump out, wipe down, and put back on your clothing.

this way, your not only refreshed, you feel clean and good

always works for me. but wen i know ive got constipation, i take some paraphernalia to roll/smoke a blunt. lol, i still shower after though.

Spool · 11-12-2007, 10:37 PM

U guys ever been constipated so bad you strain and strain and strain then finally pop a blood vessel?

///AFRO · 11-12-2007, 10:46 PM

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U guys ever been constipated so bad you strain and strain and strain then finally pop a blood vessel?

Sounds like it hurts?

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