The ONE and only...

yu · 04-30-2006, 02:36 PM

Anything goes thread. I thought I'd give this a shot. We can talk about anything and everything here. There's no limit topic-wise. I'm trying to see if this can be the only thread we need in the off-topic section...

I'll start- went to a Chinese restaurant with my family last night. It was great! We thought we'd try out diff. Chinese restaurants and this new one called "Chinese spice" is pretty freaking good. It turns out it was our own restaurant. Anyone else own a bunch of Chinese restaurants?

ska///235i · 04-30-2006, 02:38 PM

ROFL...YuBimmer and BMWE90 started a same thread

Flyingdwarf · 04-30-2006, 02:40 PM

No. But I am going to see Kenny Dope tonight, and I am going to see him next weekend too at Southport Soul Weekender. Its my turn to drive this time as well, and we are going to cruise over there in the E90 -sweeeeet. My life is almost complete!

BellasBmw · 04-30-2006, 02:45 PM

So i finally decided to go to church today. I thought it would be nice, and i brought my best friend. Well turns out the city was having an art fair right next to my church, so there was NO parking anywhere. I got all dressed up, and came straight home. Im :mad:

aphall · 04-30-2006, 02:59 PM

No, but uncles own thai restaurants, and I'm part Chinese, does that count?

yu · 04-30-2006, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BellasBmw

So i finally decided to go to church today. I thought it would be nice, and i brought my best friend. Well turns out the city was having an art fair right next to my church, so there was NO parking anywhere. I got all dressed up, and came straight home. Im :mad:

Thanks for posting in mine first!

NaTuReB0Y · 04-30-2006, 03:37 PM

i'm out of triple sec...................

don't want to open my grand marnier bottle..........

shimshimhada · 04-30-2006, 03:51 PM

Grey Aliens and Nazi UFOs

The grey alien is a creation of Nazi innovation. An alien being was needed to accompany the secret advanced flying machines made during WWII in Germany, which after the war developed into the Nazi UFO hoax in America. What was their secret formula in creating the grey aliens? Let’s start with the stocking mask. It turns out the nylon stocking was useful for more than just a gift to the ladies. In fact the stocking mask was the precursor of the ski mask so often used today in many a bank robbery. The stocking contorts the face down to the bones and removes a person’s individual facial features. The ears become just two holes and the nose (on a child) becomes two nostrils instead. The mouth becomes a nonfunctional slit. And the eyes disappear altogether. Why it makes you look almost alien; except for the eyes. One could add a nice pair of WWII army surplus goggles to hide the lack of eyes. Oh wait; if one hides the elastic on the goggles, each lens (which is almond shaped) becomes an eye. Cool! If the stocking is wrapped around the head, covering the hair, the head becomes bigger and bald. Add a little white bath powder to blend it all together. And, oh did I mention that the Nazis liked to use children, specifically little girls. The Nazis were not only innovative; they were cheap. The little grey alien doesn’t even get clothes, but has to run around in the cold night air naked. Berrrrr.

The grey aliens were a part of a larger program of mind control, especially of cult-connected members (victims.) No one comes back from an abduction with anything good to say about grey aliens because they were a substitute in what used to be “Satan” programming, as in Satan is watching you, only now it’s the greys and they are inserting implants and watching you. Same difference. Both Satan and grey aliens also like animal mutilations, not to mention both are involved in the sexual creation of hybrids, Satan-human and alien-human. Who would like an alien that mimics Satan? Actually I consider that view unfair. When I was a grey alien I just stood there, cold and scared, ready to piss in my pants, if I had been allowed to wear them.

What are grey aliens good for? They can’t reproduce to make more grey aliens. This is true since they only used prepubescent females and then called them adult males. The Nazis seemed confused on this issue. Maybe the grey aliens had long life spans; which might enable them to travel in their Nazi UFO many millions of light years from home. At any rate they turned out to be enormously popular with the general public and cult alike. Two of the original space aliens, the Venusians and the Greys, were created out of women and children the Nazis already controlled, their army of Beta sex slaves. Sex trafficking and blackmail is one of the big guns in the Nazi war on sanity. With the Earth going to hell as we speak, the Nazis have supplied us with an otherworld salvation, about which we have a choice. We can all form a One World Government to fight the alien invasion, or we can all form a One World Government to follow our alien overlords, its up to you. To learn more about one little ex-grey, read My Story .

aphall · 04-30-2006, 03:57 PM

I collect dunnies

magmd · 04-30-2006, 06:48 PM

I am getting deja vu right now

yu · 04-30-2006, 07:06 PM

I was playing with my puppy outside today and my friend's relatives were taking a walk. They were talking to me in Chinese, but I didn't understand a word they said.

mava330 · 04-30-2006, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BellasBmw

So i finally decided to go to church today. I thought it would be nice, and i brought my best friend. Well turns out the city was having an art fair right next to my church, so there was NO parking anywhere. I got all dressed up, and came straight home. Im :mad:

Excuses excuses.... there wasn't another church around your hood Bella?

I guess you won't be able to share any stories from today's sermon eh?

mava330 · 04-30-2006, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

i'm out of triple sec...................

don't want to open my grand marnier bottle..........

I had some 100 year old Grand Marnier after dinner when I was in San Francisco last week.... Hot dayum smooooooth!

I got trashed but in a good way. Thank God for taxi's! :rocks:

shimshimhada · 04-30-2006, 09:34 PM

I thought my post got deleted because there is an identical thread...

NaTuReB0Y · 04-30-2006, 09:42 PM

how's the weather....it was HOT today!

aphall · 04-30-2006, 09:46 PM

Kinda chilly by the ocean here.

Lost Rider · 04-30-2006, 09:48 PM

It rained quite a bit here today.

yu · 04-30-2006, 09:52 PM

Pretty nice outside today.

Lost Rider · 04-30-2006, 10:00 PM

I made parmesan pork for dinner, it was delicious.
What did you eat?

Love your avatar YuBimmer.

difush · 04-30-2006, 10:04 PM

I am Chinese myself but spend 80% of my meal time in Italian, French, Japanese and Korean resturants.....last time I was in Switzerland I had fondue for the whole week.....if I am opening a resturant, it would definitely not be Chinese...

shimshimhada · 04-30-2006, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by difush

I am Chinese myself but spend 80% of my meal time in Italian, French, Japanese and Korean resturants.....last time I was in Switzerland I had fondue for the whole week.....if I am opening a resturant, it would definitely not be Chinese...

I eat Chinese food once a month. The only thing I order is the orange chicken and beef and broccoli. I dislike most Japanese food except for the unagi and sashimi. I eat Korean food and pasta most of the time.

yu · 04-30-2006, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown

I made parmesan pork for dinner, it was delicious.
What did you eat?

Love your avatar YuBimmer.

Thanks.

I had potato chips for dinner.

04-30-2006, 02:36 PM	#1
yu Captain 103 Rep 757 Posts Drives: E90 325i Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: VA iTrader: (3)	The ONE and only... Anything goes thread. I thought I'd give this a shot. We can talk about anything and everything here. There's no limit topic-wise. I'm trying to see if this can be the only thread we need in the off-topic section... I'll start- went to a Chinese restaurant with my family last night. It was great! We thought we'd try out diff. Chinese restaurants and this new one called "Chinese spice" is pretty freaking good. It turns out it was our own restaurant. Anyone else own a bunch of Chinese restaurants?
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Flyingdwarf First Officer 14 Rep 187 Posts Drives: 320d M Sports Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: North Yorks, UK iTrader: (0)	No. But I am going to see Kenny Dope tonight, and I am going to see him next weekend too at Southport Soul Weekender. Its my turn to drive this time as well, and we are going to cruise over there in the E90 -sweeeeet. My life is almost complete! __________________ E90 320d M Sport \| Black Sapphire \|6 Speed Manual \| Blue Shadow Cloth/Alcantara \| 193s \| Individual Sun Protection \| Rain Sensor + Automatic Headlight Control \| 6 CD \| Hi-Fi Loudspeaker System
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shimshimhada Brigadier General 442 Rep 4,838 Posts Drives: Portal Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Portal iTrader: (2)	Grey Aliens and Nazi UFOs The grey alien is a creation of Nazi innovation. An alien being was needed to accompany the secret advanced flying machines made during WWII in Germany, which after the war developed into the Nazi UFO hoax in America. What was their secret formula in creating the grey aliens? Let’s start with the stocking mask. It turns out the nylon stocking was useful for more than just a gift to the ladies. In fact the stocking mask was the precursor of the ski mask so often used today in many a bank robbery. The stocking contorts the face down to the bones and removes a person’s individual facial features. The ears become just two holes and the nose (on a child) becomes two nostrils instead. The mouth becomes a nonfunctional slit. And the eyes disappear altogether. Why it makes you look almost alien; except for the eyes. One could add a nice pair of WWII army surplus goggles to hide the lack of eyes. Oh wait; if one hides the elastic on the goggles, each lens (which is almond shaped) becomes an eye. Cool! If the stocking is wrapped around the head, covering the hair, the head becomes bigger and bald. Add a little white bath powder to blend it all together. And, oh did I mention that the Nazis liked to use children, specifically little girls. The Nazis were not only innovative; they were cheap. The little grey alien doesn’t even get clothes, but has to run around in the cold night air naked. Berrrrr. The grey aliens were a part of a larger program of mind control, especially of cult-connected members (victims.) No one comes back from an abduction with anything good to say about grey aliens because they were a substitute in what used to be “Satan” programming, as in Satan is watching you, only now it’s the greys and they are inserting implants and watching you. Same difference. Both Satan and grey aliens also like animal mutilations, not to mention both are involved in the sexual creation of hybrids, Satan-human and alien-human. Who would like an alien that mimics Satan? Actually I consider that view unfair. When I was a grey alien I just stood there, cold and scared, ready to piss in my pants, if I had been allowed to wear them. What are grey aliens good for? They can’t reproduce to make more grey aliens. This is true since they only used prepubescent females and then called them adult males. The Nazis seemed confused on this issue. Maybe the grey aliens had long life spans; which might enable them to travel in their Nazi UFO many millions of light years from home. At any rate they turned out to be enormously popular with the general public and cult alike. Two of the original space aliens, the Venusians and the Greys, were created out of women and children the Nazis already controlled, their army of Beta sex slaves. Sex trafficking and blackmail is one of the big guns in the Nazi war on sanity. With the Earth going to hell as we speak, the Nazis have supplied us with an otherworld salvation, about which we have a choice. We can all form a One World Government to fight the alien invasion, or we can all form a One World Government to follow our alien overlords, its up to you. To learn more about one little ex-grey, read My Story .
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yu Captain 103 Rep 757 Posts Drives: E90 325i Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: VA iTrader: (3)	I was playing with my puppy outside today and my friend's relatives were taking a walk. They were talking to me in Chinese, but I didn't understand a word they said.
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difush Enlisted Member 0 Rep 46 Posts Drives: E90 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Asia iTrader: (0)	I am Chinese myself but spend 80% of my meal time in Italian, French, Japanese and Korean resturants.....last time I was in Switzerland I had fondue for the whole week.....if I am opening a resturant, it would definitely not be Chinese...
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