Is It Possible My e92 328i Raped Him?

bap2086 · 05-01-2008, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by kiki

My bike can carry the front wheel well over 100mph. 0 to 60 in under 3 seconds, and a 1/4 mile in under 10 seconds. Top speed is just shy of 190mph. My 335i is fast, but my run-of-the-mill big bore sportbike could eat it for a snack between breakfast and lunch.

so do u drive a busa?

unagi1 · 05-01-2008, 04:26 PM

328i vs Suzuki Crotch Rocket...no serious opponent!

simpleE92 · 05-01-2008, 04:33 PM

ive been 157 on my R6 and let me tell u ..................there arent many cars that can match the speed of a bike...............................so imma have to go with he didnt run it all the way.

HappyG · 05-01-2008, 05:00 PM

Cars aren't meant to keep up with bikes, period. Unless he had a Hoffy or a Scwhinn.
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TheSpungos · 05-01-2008, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by l4wr3nc3

Your car raped someone?!?!?! You better get a lawyer ASAP.

rs6654 · 05-01-2008, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by just4kickz

Nice post Captain Obvious!

Reported

kiki · 05-01-2008, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bap2086

so do u drive a busa?

....good eye..

mfstout · 05-01-2008, 08:48 PM

Obviously you don't know any rape victims. Jesus, if all you want to do is beat everybody out there, get a Veyron.

delman27 · 05-01-2008, 09:01 PM

I had a 600 GSXR, a CBR1000rr, a Honda Blackbird and an Aprilia Tuono Factory. They all ran in the 10's and our cars are no match.

GeauxChadE90 · 05-01-2008, 09:34 PM

barring the possibility that it was powered by briggs and stratton, i would have to quote Ron White and say, "apparently, this guy had a LOT to live for." regardless, it's still not a bimmer...

Fraxum · 05-01-2008, 09:49 PM

Sorry op even most Harleys will leave 328s for dead. But since he chickened out you won! But try to keep the racing on the track. We will all ride safer....

Munich_Menace · 05-01-2008, 09:53 PM

He must've realized he wasn't racing a 335i i keeed i keeed

radix · 05-01-2008, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by rs6654

Reported

Reported? For what? You need to borrow a sense of humor from someone. If you'd bothered to look, the "nice post captain obvious" is his sig.

mwahlert · 05-01-2008, 10:06 PM

my buddie had a 2005 gto with a sts turbo setup - the car made 500 rear wheel HP and 550 ft-lbs at the tire on 8psi... thats the only car i've ever driven that gives bikes a run for the money - it even beat up on a few 600's

darkphantom · 05-01-2008, 10:22 PM

+5001293912 to the you got pwned.
thread closed now?

btw, a 328 is not a slow car :-)

Fraggy · 05-01-2008, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by 3urger328i

Hey everyone. I was on my way home last night from the Morongo Casino in Cabazon, Ca. I was on the 60 going west. It was 12:00am and this Suzuki Motor Cycle (Croch Rocket) pulled to the right of me and gave me the feeling that he wanted to play around. He pulled really close to my left. He counted to 3 with his fingers and we both "Gunned" it. He had me for like 3 seconds, and then I caught up and eventually passed him. We got up to 138mph. (Yes, I made sure there was no cars and no cops) he never caught back up with me. Did he not gas it all the way, or did I kick his ass?

I think he realized that he was on a bike and in a more vulnerable position.

radix · 05-01-2008, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by darkphantom

+5001293912 to the you got pwned.
thread closed now?

btw, a 328 is not a slow car :-)

No kidding. My CA gave me a e90 328i loaner the other day while my tints were being installed. I was pleasantly suprised by its quickness.

P.S. Apparently the spell checker doesn't recognize the word suprised.

John 070 · 05-01-2008, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

although "crotch rockets" don't have much top end, i think it's safe to say he did let off... 80 on a motorcycle doesn't feel like 80 in a car... the wind factor alone is ridiculous... i know idiots that have gotten wind-burn wearing a shortsleeve t-shirt on the freeway...

Try Kingda Ka it's like 128 mph in 3.5 sec. The wind is no joke.

shoei · 05-01-2008, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ukthunderace

Hmmm...I have had mine up over 175...don't know if that is weak top end.
Also, the wind isn't too bad until around 150 if you are wearing leathers and then it is only because it buffets the helmet.

OP: He was messing with you. Sorry.

uhh, you've had your bike up to 175 MILES PER HOUR?? when i said weak top end, it takes awhile for a bike to get up to 175... as for the wind not being bad at 150mph, don't care how much you weigh, you're facing A LOT of wind resistance, gonna have to pull out the BS flag, but i get the feeling you may have been talking about KPH...

i've been riding a lot of years, and i'm no angel on the road, but i have never gotten my bike up to the 175mph range... that's just idiotic on city streets... then again, i live in los angeles, kinda hard to get empty road like that around these parts...

bap2086 · 05-02-2008, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

uhh, you've had your bike up to 175 MILES PER HOUR?? when i said weak top end, it takes awhile for a bike to get up to 175... as for the wind not being bad at 150mph, don't care how much you weigh, you're facing A LOT of wind resistance, gonna have to pull out the BS flag, but i get the feeling you may have been talking about KPH...

i've been riding a lot of years, and i'm no angel on the road, but i have never gotten my bike up to the 175mph range... that's just idiotic on city streets... then again, i live in los angeles, kinda hard to get empty road like that around these parts...

if hes talking about a 1000cc bike it wouldnt be that hard.

PaulBailey@ltbmw · 05-02-2008, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenThree

LOL. Its a bike dude. He could have PWNED if he wanted to!

+1

And

Morongo!
I hate that place!
Always steals my money

ukthunderace · 05-02-2008, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

uhh, you've had your bike up to 175 MILES PER HOUR?? when i said weak top end, it takes awhile for a bike to get up to 175... as for the wind not being bad at 150mph, don't care how much you weigh, you're facing A LOT of wind resistance, gonna have to pull out the BS flag, but i get the feeling you may have been talking about KPH...

i've been riding a lot of years, and i'm no angel on the road, but i have never gotten my bike up to the 175mph range... that's just idiotic on city streets... then again, i live in los angeles, kinda hard to get empty road like that around these parts...

Uhhh, yes. Aprilia Factory race mapped with open carbon fiber cans...and believe me, it doesn't take long to get to past 175. Now, if you are talking roll on power over 135-140, yeah, it isn't as strong as I would like, but I gear for low end power.
If you know how to race tuck, the wind resistance really isn't that bad...you can even gain a couple mph top speed just by lifting your butt out of the seat a couple inches and bettering the aerodynamics. Also, I ride in full race leathers, not a hoodie and jeans, so the fit is tight and that cuts WAY down on wind resistance. So, tuck away your BS flag.
Also, top speed runs are saved for the autobahn on Sundays when traffic is low...I would never run near that hot on a street with traffic.

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unagi1 First Lieutenant 15 Rep 397 Posts Drives: 2018 WRX, 2014 C63 507, 91 Mr2 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Elmsford, NY iTrader: (1)	328i vs Suzuki Crotch Rocket...no serious opponent! __________________ 2018 WRX 2014 C63 507 1991 Mr2 Turbo
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simpleE92 Captain 48 Rep 741 Posts Drives: e92 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: norcal iTrader: (2)	ive been 157 on my R6 and let me tell u ..................there arent many cars that can match the speed of a bike...............................so imma have to go with he didnt run it all the way.
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mfstout Lieutenant 20 Rep 429 Posts Drives: e92 328i Coupe Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Chicago iTrader: (0)	Obviously you don't know any rape victims. Jesus, if all you want to do is beat everybody out there, get a Veyron.
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delman27 New Member 1 Rep 24 Posts Drives: 2008 335xi Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Lake Zurich, IL iTrader: (0)	I had a 600 GSXR, a CBR1000rr, a Honda Blackbird and an Aprilia Tuono Factory. They all ran in the 10's and our cars are no match.
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GeauxChadE90 Private 4 Rep 86 Posts Drives: 2006 Black/Terra 325i Sport Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Baton Rouge, LA iTrader: (0)	barring the possibility that it was powered by briggs and stratton, i would have to quote Ron White and say, "apparently, this guy had a LOT to live for." regardless, it's still not a bimmer...
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Fraxum Private First Class 3 Rep 117 Posts Drives: E90 335i Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South NJ iTrader: (0)	Sorry op even most Harleys will leave 328s for dead. But since he chickened out you won! But try to keep the racing on the track. We will all ride safer.... __________________ Gone: E90 6MT 335iDD: Camaro 2SS 6M
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darkphantom Banned 595 Rep 5,946 Posts Drives: E93 335i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The place for Bimmers iTrader: (4)	+5001293912 to the you got pwned. thread closed now? btw, a 328 is not a slow car :-)
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