Ladies, if your man could buy you anything...

blue-e92 · 06-20-2008, 12:46 AM

less than $500..... what would you want?
(please link for sake of being descriptive)

i.e. (1) Purse, www-purses-com-this-is-the-purse-iwant.html

Thanks in advance! *damn, wrong section of the forum... but go ahead

MBE93 · 06-20-2008, 01:00 AM

They all like pearl necklaces...and they're free all day long

Gig103 · 06-20-2008, 01:30 AM

Translation:

Ladies, help me pick a gift for my girlfriend's birthday, I totally forgot about it because I was shopping rims for my BMW!

j/k

NaTuReB0Y · 06-20-2008, 01:31 AM

pots and pans.......household items.........

E90330iS · 06-20-2008, 02:42 AM

they like beer and housework

m2kev · 06-20-2008, 02:57 AM

a picture frame. a very expensive one.

nhhiep · 06-20-2008, 02:59 AM

get her 4 new shoes

we know she needs that every 20-25k miles

Greatest335I · 06-20-2008, 03:28 AM

a LV

John 070 · 06-20-2008, 04:23 AM

What a weird question considering the demographic of the forum is 16-24years of age and nearly 100% male. That's the web for you.

roozie2001 · 06-20-2008, 04:59 AM

get her a bf who pays attention to her and doesnt have a spending limit on her gift thats lower than his bmw payment

magid · 06-20-2008, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blue-e92

less than $500..... what would you want?
(please link for sake of being descriptive)

i.e. (1) Purse, www-purses-com-this-is-the-purse-iwant.html

Thanks in advance! *damn, wrong section of the forum... but go ahead

http://www1.bloomingdales.com/catalo...7*1*24*-1*-1*6

I got my gf one of these a few years back and she loves it. If she doesn't have anything like this it might be worth it.

PLAYON · 06-20-2008, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by E90330iS

they like beer and housework

HAHAHAHAH I just busted out laughing at work. . .gotta put NSFW on your next post!

kwakr738 · 06-20-2008, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by roozie2001

get her a bf who pays attention to her and doesnt have a spending limit on her gift thats lower than his bmw payment

Anything from Tiffany's. You could put dog poop in that blue box and it will smell better.

Accel Junky · 06-20-2008, 09:12 AM

Not a lady here, but I see where you are going and you can't go wrong with jewelry.

ElRedOne · 06-20-2008, 09:15 AM

It's a toss up between a vacuum and an iron. Take your pick!

Spool · 06-20-2008, 09:20 AM

Get her a Portuguese breakfast...girls love that

john0213 · 06-20-2008, 09:21 AM

well tiffany sounds nice~

john0213 · 06-20-2008, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ElRedOne

It's a toss up between a vacuum and an iron. Take your pick!

you wouldn't want an iron in her hand, she might hammer you with that~ it's totally deadly.

LACSTER · 06-20-2008, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

Get her a Portuguese breakfast...girls love that

Spool · 06-20-2008, 09:30 AM

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs" aka PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST
Honey would you like breakfast? Today's special is Portuguese Breakfast

kwakr738 · 06-20-2008, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs" aka PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST
Honey would you like breakfast? Today's special is Portuguese Breakfast

"STRAWBERRY PARFAIT"

Ingredients:
1. Have your girlfriend blow you
2. Let loose a big load on the center of her face.
3. Punch her in the nose hard enough so it bleeds.
4. Use your hand to swirl the mix on her face.

Voila!! Strawberry Parfait.

DISCLAIMER: Please do not attempt to try this at home. This is only for entertainment purposes. I am actually a chill guy and would not hurt my girlfriend in any way. God forbid she reads this post.

Spool · 06-20-2008, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kwakr738

"STRAWBERRY PARFAIT"

Ingredients:
1. Have your girlfriend blow you
2. Let loose a big load on the center of her face.
3. Punch her in the nose hard enough so it bleeds.
4. Use your hand to swirl the mix on her face.

Voila!! Strawberry Parfait.

DISCLAIMER: Please do not attempt to try this at home. This is only for entertainment purposes. I am actually a chill guy and would not hurt my girlfriend in any way. God forbid she reads this post.

Never heard that, we've always called that Jelly Donut...

06-20-2008, 12:46 AM	#1
blue-e92 Private 20 Rep 98 Posts Drives: MB E92 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Vietnam iTrader: (0)	Ladies, if your man could buy you anything... less than $500..... what would you want? (please link for sake of being descriptive) i.e. (1) Purse, www-purses-com-this-is-the-purse-iwant.html Thanks in advance! *damn, wrong section of the forum... but go ahead
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06-20-2008, 01:00 AM	#2
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06-20-2008, 01:30 AM	#3
Gig103 Major 68 Rep 1,324 Posts Drives: 2014 Tesla P85D Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Gilbert, AZ iTrader: (1)	Translation: Ladies, help me pick a gift for my girlfriend's birthday, I totally forgot about it because I was shopping rims for my BMW! j/k __________________ Was: 2008 335xi sedan 6MT Black Sapphire Metallic Is: 2014 Tesla P85D (Blue Metallic) Wife's: 2013 Infiniti G37 S sedan 6MT, Black
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06-20-2008, 01:31 AM	#4
NaTuReB0Y Powered By 36DD 337 Rep 7,369 Posts Drives: 2006 E90 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Inland Empire iTrader: (12)	pots and pans.......household items......... __________________ 2006 E90 330i Jet Black \| 20" WORK VS-XX \| FK452 \| H&R Sport on Koni Yellow \| REMUS QUAD
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06-20-2008, 02:42 AM	#5
E90330iS Major General 143 Rep 6,333 Posts Drives: BMW M4 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Arcadia, California iTrader: (56) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	they like beer and housework __________________ 2017 BMW M4 DCT Lease Transfer: https://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh...8#post23736398
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06-20-2008, 02:57 AM	#6
m2kev Major 89 Rep 1,187 Posts Drives: G87 M2 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: San Clemente, CA iTrader: (14)	a picture frame. a very expensive one. __________________
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06-20-2008, 02:59 AM	#7
nhhiep Captain 88 Rep 863 Posts Drives: bmw Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Denver, CO iTrader: (0)	get her 4 new shoes we know she needs that every 20-25k miles
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06-20-2008, 04:23 AM	#9
John 070 Lieutenant General 1705 Rep 14,829 Posts Drives: 335i cpe Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ZSP/ZPP/ZCW iTrader: (0)	What a weird question considering the demographic of the forum is 16-24years of age and nearly 100% male. That's the web for you.
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06-20-2008, 04:59 AM	#10
roozie2001 Just some guy 49 Rep 1,531 Posts Drives: 2008 White 335i sedan Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Houston, TX iTrader: (4)	get her a bf who pays attention to her and doesnt have a spending limit on her gift thats lower than his bmw payment __________________ 2008 BMW 335i/Sedan/Alpine White/Terra/Steptronic/Premium Package/Sports package/Comfort Access/USB/Sirius
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06-20-2008, 09:12 AM	#14
Accel Junky High on Acceleration 671 Rep 1,439 Posts Drives: 08 M3, 90 GTR, 21 Gladiator Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Georgia, USA iTrader: (6)	Not a lady here, but I see where you are going and you can't go wrong with jewelry.
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06-20-2008, 09:15 AM	#15
ElRedOne First Lieutenant 3 Rep 303 Posts Drives: '06 330xi, '06 Z4M Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: PA iTrader: (0)	It's a toss up between a vacuum and an iron. Take your pick! __________________ ElRedOne 330 xi Electric Red/Beige Step-Premium-Sport-CW-CA-PDC-Shade Z4MR Interlagos/Black
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06-20-2008, 09:20 AM	#16
Spool ****** 558 Rep 6,169 Posts Drives: A few Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: DC Metro iTrader: (24)	Get her a Portuguese breakfast...girls love that __________________ MKIV 6spd 1000hp Club
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06-20-2008, 09:21 AM	#17
john0213 The Allergy Season 47 Rep 1,009 Posts Drives: E92 Blk Saph. 335xi Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Vancouver iTrader: (1)	well tiffany sounds nice~ __________________ 2008 - E92 Blk Sapphire / Coral Red 335xi (Delivered) Nav / Premium + Sound / Sport / CA / 6AT + Shift Pad 2003 - Silverstone / Burnt Orange Fairlady 350Z (Sold)
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06-20-2008, 09:30 AM	#20
Spool ****** 558 Rep 6,169 Posts Drives: A few Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: DC Metro iTrader: (24)	PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high, take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs" aka PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST Honey would you like breakfast? Today's special is Portuguese Breakfast __________________ MKIV 6spd 1000hp Club
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