The Hangover Favorite quotes

in5ane_3 · 06-09-2009, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by 1989baby

"Next weekend is no good for me the Jonas Brothers are in town."

"I used to think of myself as a one man wolf pack And my wolf pack grew by one."
Allan's rooftop speech was teh chit!!!

"Why can't we remember a goddamn thing from last night?"
"Because we obviously had a great focking time."

"Handsom, your next...not you fat Jesus!"

"You may get this a lot... But is this the real Cesar's Palace?"
"No."
"Didn't think so."

"What is this, a snake skin?"

I almost died when he cut his hand, seriously I laughed hard for a good two minutes. A little pee might have come out too.

D1911 · 06-09-2009, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UCSBMW

"Rain Man took over the casino, and he's a ra-tard"

jkwhat · 06-09-2009, 09:06 PM

"You may get this a lot... But is this the real Cesar's Palace?"
"No."
"Didn't think so."

Not how it went.

"You may get this a lot... But is this the real Cesar's Palace?"
"What do you mean?"
"Does Caesar live here?"
"No"
"Didn't think so."

Loses hilarity that with the missing portion =P

johnnymu · 06-09-2009, 11:19 PM

Stu: "whose baby is that?"
Alan: "check it's collar or something"

Stu: "she is wearing my grandmother's holocaust ring"
Alan: " I didn't know they gave out rings at the holocaust"

Alan: " we don't remember anything from last night, remember?"

SES_D · 06-10-2009, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by amgthis

tootaloo mothafucka-a-a-a-a

LMAO +1

iheartsole · 06-10-2009, 01:34 AM

havent seen it. might as well wait for it on DVD. hahaha

jayely1 · 06-10-2009, 01:37 AM

Ew is that a Snakeskin?!

BMW F22 · 06-10-2009, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iheartsole

havent seen it. might as well wait for it on DVD. hahaha

Just go see it man. It only came out last Friday!

aut0sh0cker · 06-10-2009, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by BMW E90

Just go see it man. It only came out last Friday!

+1 go see it NAO!!

there is always a certain bit of the movie that you can only experience in a room full of 200 complete strangers. you will miss out on that if you wait for DVD

SoCali E36 · 06-10-2009, 03:31 AM

if you havent seen it u MUST GO NOW!

BMW F22 · 06-10-2009, 10:36 AM

"Who is that guy? He's so mean!"

in5ane_3 · 06-11-2009, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMW E90

"Who is that guy? He's so mean!"

Couch · 06-12-2009, 01:45 PM

Saw it last night....great movie.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 808six

im not sure if it was cause i was buzzing, but at the end credits, was the brides brother gettign a bj from an old lady- it looked real to me

I thought the same thing....looked real as hell.

One of the funniest to me that isn't really a verbal quote was when the chinese guy does the wack off motion then says "ppsssssshhhh"

Alex@AKMotorwerk · 06-12-2009, 02:41 PM

"I’m not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a church… or a Chucky Cheese."

HAHAHA

Heinzftw · 06-12-2009, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by nj323ci

"I’m not supposed to be within two hundred feet of school or a Chucky Cheese."

HAHAHA

Fixed**

Alex@AKMotorwerk · 06-12-2009, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heinzftw

Fixed**

i thought it was school... but all the Quote sites said church

9thwardboi · 06-12-2009, 11:57 PM

"Hold on fat Jesus"

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9thwardboi · 06-12-2009, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoCali E90

"he must be a retard. - a what? - A retard"

"He must be a r"A"tard...A what? A r"A"tard"

951's 330i · 06-13-2009, 01:25 AM

"Why are you peppering the steak?"
"Tigers love pepper"
"How do you know they like pepper, it probably will hate it"
"Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon"

TexasKid · 06-13-2009, 09:57 AM

Seen it twice already...way too many good lines to list. JUST GO SEE IT!!!!

johnnymu · 06-13-2009, 11:13 AM

"paging Doctor ******, Doctor ******"

Edit: I didn't know this forum censors.

Phil: "Is this place beeper friendly?"
Receptionist: " you have a phone in your room"
Phil: " that'll do"

rjd598 · 06-13-2009, 01:04 PM

"all i know is you called me your lucky charm and dragged me back to your hotel room..."asian mafia dood

06-09-2009, 11:19 PM	#26
johnnymu Warranty Killer 126 Rep 1,015 Posts Drives: Nike shoe Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: cincinnati, OH iTrader: (4)	Stu: "whose baby is that?" Alan: "check it's collar or something" Stu: "she is wearing my grandmother's holocaust ring" Alan: " I didn't know they gave out rings at the holocaust" Alan: " we don't remember anything from last night, remember?" __________________ EUROPROJEKTZ Midwest Member 08 335i Jet Black \| too much to name....
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06-10-2009, 01:34 AM	#28
iheartsole Brigadier General 85 Rep 4,929 Posts Drives: 08 335i coupe Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: San Diego iTrader: (2)	havent seen it. might as well wait for it on DVD. hahaha
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06-10-2009, 01:37 AM	#29
jayely1 Colonel 223 Rep 2,076 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: New Mexico/Illinois iTrader: (1)	Ew is that a Snakeskin?!
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06-10-2009, 03:31 AM	#32
SoCali E36 BMW Client Advisor 1000 Rep 3,526 Posts Drives: X5 40e/e36 M3 Sedan Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Where the road takes me... iTrader: (10)	if you havent seen it u MUST GO NOW! __________________
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06-10-2009, 10:36 AM	#33
BMW F22 Major General 3566 Rep 9,788 Posts Drives: ///M235i Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (8)	"Who is that guy? He's so mean!"
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06-12-2009, 02:41 PM	#36
Alex@AKMotorwerk 208 Rep 9,339 Posts Drives: 2012 AW F10 535i Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Hillsborough, NJ iTrader: (7)	"I’m not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a church… or a Chucky Cheese." HAHAHA
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06-12-2009, 11:57 PM	#39
9thwardboi Waaaaaaaa! it's A N.O. thing baby! 7 Rep 150 Posts Drives: 08 white E92 335i W/RED GUTTS! Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: South Florida iTrader: (0)	"Hold on fat Jesus" 1................................9thwardboi....... ............................
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06-13-2009, 01:25 AM	#41
951's 330i Lieutenant Colonel 92 Rep 1,813 Posts Drives: E90 330i, 95 RB-S14 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: 951 Corona SoCal iTrader: (3)	"Why are you peppering the steak?" "Tigers love pepper" "How do you know they like pepper, it probably will hate it" "Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon" __________________ 2006 E90-Running like brand new again. Take that insurance company 95 S14-Sold 95 S14 Rb25det-Vrom Shhh
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06-13-2009, 09:57 AM	#42
TexasKid Second Lieutenant 25 Rep 206 Posts Drives: 2010 BigWheel Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Houston, TX iTrader: (0)	Seen it twice already...way too many good lines to list. JUST GO SEE IT!!!! __________________ Rollin' on 10's but I keep 'em clean.
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06-13-2009, 11:13 AM	#43
johnnymu Warranty Killer 126 Rep 1,015 Posts Drives: Nike shoe Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: cincinnati, OH iTrader: (4)	"paging Doctor ****, Doctor ****" Edit: I didn't know this forum censors. Phil: "Is this place beeper friendly?" Receptionist: " you have a phone in your room" Phil: " that'll do" __________________ EUROPROJEKTZ Midwest Member 08 335i Jet Black \| too much to name....
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06-13-2009, 01:04 PM	#44
rjd598 Banned 1770 Rep 6,696 Posts Drives: F30 340i Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: San Diego,CA iTrader: (2) Garage List 2016 BMW 340i [0.00]	"all i know is you called me your lucky charm and dragged me back to your hotel room..."asian mafia dood
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