My salesman called me!

09-13-2010, 10:57 PM

Picked up an E90 two months ago (traded e46). Salesman called me today and wanted to know how I liked the car. Well, this is the third car I bought from him and my brother-in-law bought a 3- and a 5-series from him.

Still, only in Japan do you get such nice service. Wait until you hear what happens when you roll in for a checkup!

TK-421 · 09-13-2010, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by treadman

Wait until you hear what happens when you roll in for a checkup!

Happy ending?

JayKay335i · 09-13-2010, 11:06 PM

He must think youre cute

lopealle · 09-13-2010, 11:11 PM

happy ending for sure

Seminole · 09-14-2010, 01:47 AM

EmmettBrown · 09-14-2010, 01:56 AM

brocken · 09-14-2010, 10:09 AM

The LOL coming from a guy who's been on the board 2 months longer and has 38 posts...

Sara · 09-14-2010, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by treadman

Picked up an E90 two months ago (traded e46). Salesman called me today and wanted to know how I liked the car. Well, this is the third car I bought from him and my brother-in-law bought a 3- and a 5-series from him.

Still, only in Japan do you get such nice service. Wait until you hear what happens when you roll in for a checkup!

Thats what you think.

TK-421 · 09-14-2010, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by brocken

The LOL coming from a guy who's been on the board 2 months longer and has 38 posts...

OWNED

ghosthi32 · 09-14-2010, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by brocken

The LOL coming from a guy who's been on the board 2 months longer and has 38 posts...

Lol...

he isn't a noob

infinitekidM2C · 09-14-2010, 11:41 AM

Who re-read his post in a japanese accent? Admit it....

EmmettBrown · 09-14-2010, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by brocken

The LOL coming from a guy who's been on the board 2 months longer and has 38 posts...

right because majority of those that get banned definitely DO NOT make second accounts

Tondtar · 09-14-2010, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by treadman

Picked up an E90 two months ago (traded e46). Salesman called me today and wanted to know how I liked the car. Well, this is the third car I bought from him and my brother-in-law bought a 3- and a 5-series from him.

Still, only in Japan do you get such nice service. Wait until you hear what happens when you (I?) roll in for a checkup!

Anxiously and yet nervously waiting for that story to come out ....Soon I hope

InsaneSkippy · 09-14-2010, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by EmmettBrown

right because majority of those that get banned definitely DO NOT make second accounts

This

jhv · 09-14-2010, 03:42 PM

meow

bmwmthree · 09-14-2010, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by EmmettBrown

right because majority of those that get banned definitely DO NOT make second accounts

your old username started with an s and ended with an o??

jhv · 09-14-2010, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by bmwmthree

your old username started with an s and ended with an o??

nope

Feyd · 09-14-2010, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Thats what you think.

BTM · 09-14-2010, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Feyd

09-14-2010, 04:30 PM

What happens when you bring in your ride for service?

When you drive into the dealer there are two to three salesman who open your car doors for you. In a matter of moments your salesman arrives and instructs one of the office ladies to get our drink orders (coffee, tea, soft drink). He then barks at someone to get a loaner ready while he does the paperwork. When the loaner arrives the same two to three salesmen open the doors for you. One of the salesman then watches traffic and motions when it's OK to go. Everyone bows as you ride off into the sunset.

I wonder what it would be like if I had a 5 or 7 series.

Jaypod · 09-14-2010, 04:34 PM

It takes 2 or 3 people in Japan to open a door and bark orders at people?? I have always thought the Japanese were very efficient

infinitekidM2C · 09-14-2010, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by treadman

What happens when you bring in your ride for service?

When you drive into the dealer there are two to three salesman who open your car doors for you. In a matter of moments your salesman arrives and instructs one of the office ladies to get our drink orders (coffee, tea, soft drink). He then barks at someone to get a loaner ready while he does the paperwork. When the loaner arrives the same two to three salesmen open the doors for you. One of the salesman then watches traffic and motions when it's OK to go. Everyone bows as you ride off into the sunset.

I wonder what it would be like if I had a 5 or 7 series.

I have a 5 series. Here in Beverly Hills, once i drive my 5 series in, four salesman open each door and one plays a violin (if you have a 7 series im told seven come). After lifting you out of the car they carry you to a massage room. Eight virgins then massage you while they play YoYoMa over the speakers and you are fed grapes and the finest of wines. They completely disassemble and reassemble your car while tuning it and changing all of the fluids. Then you get a happy ending and you ride off into the sunset and everyone waves you goodbye from the BMW dealership.

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treadman Guest 0 Rep n/a Posts Drives:	What happens when you bring in your ride for service? When you drive into the dealer there are two to three salesman who open your car doors for you. In a matter of moments your salesman arrives and instructs one of the office ladies to get our drink orders (coffee, tea, soft drink). He then barks at someone to get a loaner ready while he does the paperwork. When the loaner arrives the same two to three salesmen open the doors for you. One of the salesman then watches traffic and motions when it's OK to go. Everyone bows as you ride off into the sunset. I wonder what it would be like if I had a 5 or 7 series.
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