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      12-29-2011, 06:13 PM   #23
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Atleast you have a Christmas.
nobody put a gun in his head and say, you go to irak!

in fact, if no one listed in any army wars bankers games can't happen

i dont even feel sorry for them, i feel sorry for iraks people

but thats another story, this is christmans thread
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Atleast you have a Christmas.
and at least your bunny has a pancake.....




but seriously.... quit yer bitchin'
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This is not a csb, i promise. Happen about 4 o 5 years ago.

One of those parents you never meet before, parents who dont have even a bloodline with you (wife parents, fuck) come to my house to drink my wine and blablabla with me and his cousin (my wife)

He come with his lovely two years old son and other humans being i dont want to remember.

The fucking kid was playing around the fireplace all the time. I see it coming, what finally happen. The father dont give a fuck, he just hahaha, nice house, how goes your work, my tv is bigger and i take it cheaper etc etc.

I try to warn the kid a few times. dont mess with the fire. dont mess with the fire. dont meeeeeeess with the fireeeeeeee. kid

I truly look at him like another human doll with no future, born to be a pig of the farm-system, but i do no want more drama plus the one was already there. Guess what, just in the while i go to the kitchen to bring more wine for the motherfucker sitting his dirty ass on my leather italian couch, suddendly "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" yeah, the kid put the hand where he doesnt should and get burned a bit.

And, then, the piece of shit bald with glasses come's to me and tell me "but, javi, how could you dont put a cassete on the fireplace men!, my child gets burn!!!"

and i go like (inside) pfffffffffffffffffffffffff

My wish at that moment was kill his son, take a knife, chop him, put it into the fireplace and made a barbecue and serve it as a meal for the father. I picture that in mind and other kind of tortures, take a deep breath and say, oh sir, sorry, you're right
this world is not fit for you. Time to jump off a cliff now.
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You should stop hosting Christmas dinners.
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this world is not fit for you. Time to jump off a cliff now.
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You should stop hosting Christmas dinners.
easy to say
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im emo
LOL, then cut yourself while listening to Box Car Racer...
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and tomorrow new year party

at home

i see myself like the last night: dog faced, drinking, smoking, talking with nobody, just waiting for the moment to run away and everybodys gone
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You should get wasted as shit and throw that kid in the fire this time...
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