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      01-04-2009, 12:18 AM   #89
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tan or not, i like mine naked
+1 my friend, +1
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chicks dont dig me im a bit of a loser and not the type they like so I self-sabatoged myself and now feel like i should be an alcholic
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      01-04-2009, 02:38 PM   #91
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      01-21-2009, 08:51 AM   #92
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i like my women with a nice big ass and a cute face!!

hey mantis did you get your car yet?
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      01-23-2009, 12:55 AM   #94
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      06-24-2009, 03:46 PM   #95
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      06-24-2009, 04:04 PM   #96
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      06-24-2009, 04:07 PM   #97
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      06-24-2009, 04:08 PM   #98
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I like boob's and ass which my girl has enough of
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      06-24-2009, 04:31 PM   #99
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Not fake n baked. Whether you stupid-ass girls know it or not, we can tell whether your tan is real.

General consensus, your fake tan looks like shit.
I was just talking about this with my buddy the other day. Guys KNOW when girls have spray-on tans. Your skin turns orange whether you think so or not. I tried explaining this to a woman and she says "It's all about who does your tan" NO ITS NOT! GUYS KNOWZ! SPRAY ON TANS ARE GROZZ.
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      06-24-2009, 10:33 PM   #100
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      06-24-2009, 10:53 PM   #101
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      06-24-2009, 11:28 PM   #102
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Cute and skinny.
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      06-25-2009, 12:02 AM   #103
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      06-25-2009, 01:00 AM   #104
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      06-25-2009, 02:11 AM   #106
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^dude your avatar is trippin me out! LMFAO!!!
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^dude your avatar is trippin me out! LMFAO!!!
lol here's the original pic:


Then someone posted this from 4chan on another forum:


When I first saw it I cried I laughed so hard.
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^^ LMFAO!!! WOWWW
its freakin 4 AM and im trying to hold in my laughter and not wake up my family LMAO!

omggg thats one of the funniest things ive seen on this forum!!
that face hahahahahaha
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