Mixed Emotions

Tondtar · 01-20-2010, 03:27 PM

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology that was explaining the phenomenon of "Mixed Emotions".

The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."

She said: "Really? ...Well, I can at least try. Like for example, did you now that out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis?"

335fourdoor · 01-20-2010, 03:33 PM

HAHAHAHA

Kroy · 01-20-2010, 04:53 PM

DAMN!

Scorpion · 01-20-2010, 06:08 PM

LMAO

Kensta335 · 01-20-2010, 06:22 PM

LOL

BMW F22 · 01-20-2010, 07:31 PM

LOL owned!!

Dan in PA · 01-20-2010, 07:35 PM

Hahahaha

MTV · 01-26-2010, 10:22 AM

MerKED!

MAZNG · 01-26-2010, 10:57 AM

Classic! lol

ADubM3 · 01-26-2010, 06:39 PM

That is FUNNY!!!

pmeloche · 01-26-2010, 08:20 PM

01-20-2010, 03:27 PM	#1
Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1078 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	Mixed Emotions A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology that was explaining the phenomenon of "Mixed Emotions". The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me both happy and sad at the same time." She said: "Really? ...Well, I can at least try. Like for example, did you now that out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis?"
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335fourdoor Captain 13 Rep 668 Posts Drives: 335 e90 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: west iTrader: (3)	HAHAHAHA
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Kroy Brigadier General 173 Rep 3,032 Posts Drives: E90 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (1)	DAMN!
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Scorpion Major 164 Rep 1,210 Posts Drives: Nothing Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Nowhere iTrader: (0)	LMAO
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