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      09-18-2014, 04:07 PM   #89
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The secret meaning behind bacon is bacon.

Well if you apply the philosophy of bacon equals bacon, then technically, if you divide bacon by bacon and multiply the opposite reciprocal of bacon, you actually end up with bacon squared, which is not to be confused with a normal state of bacon...., which is a common misconception.
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Thanks for clearing that up, Billup. I am going to ponder on it while having some bacon.
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But what if someone is Kosher or Halal? Is there a bacon alternative?
That's just crazy talk. There is no alternative to bacon.
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Fake bacon does not equal real bacon. Thankfully, bacon goes great with Pasta and thus the Great FSM reaches out with His Noodly Appendage and Touches Bacon. I am pretty sure, anyway.
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This thread should have been titled,

"Just when you thought.. /bacon"
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Fake bacon does not equal real bacon. Thankfully, bacon goes great with Pasta and thus the Great FSM reaches out with His Noodly Appendage and Touches Bacon. I am pretty sure, anyway.
You know what REALLLY grinds my gears. Microwavable bacon. WHO DOES THAT SHIT? WHAT IS THIS, THE 1900's?



People disgust me. Don't even know what real bacon is. If you can't sacrifice an extra $4 for some quality bacon, you need to get yourself a reality check.
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Cast iron is the only pan to touch MY bacon
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That's funny, because I cook my bacon with laser vision.
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I said pan, I didn't mention any other ways to cook it. Have you ever had your goat make it for you?
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Have you ever USED your goat to cook your bacon???
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No, but I've had sex with a goat.
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Yes, but was it at a Holiday Inn Express, last night, by any chance?
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Does anyone remember "sizzlelean" (move over bacon!) it was an obomination.
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Hopefully most of the pups on here weren't ever exposed to that "stuff"
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Rushed home opened the fridge and I'm outta bacon. I'm tired, it's raining, but heading back out.
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Haha yeah I had like half of the pack I thawed out this morning when this thread was just a fledgling.
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Haha yeah I had like half of the pack I thawed out this morning when this thread was just a fledgling.
I see your in South Florida. I'm in Publix and all they have is Jennie O extra lean Turkey Bacon. WTF is that about?? Off to another Publix
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Yes, but was it at a Holiday Inn Express, last night, by any chance?
No, but I did save 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
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I see your in South Florida. I'm in Publix and all they have is Jennie O extra lean Turkey Bacon. WTF is that about?? Off to another Publix
I can't believe they've done this!
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It's all good. Luckily for us we have a Publix on every corner. Just scored a couple packs of center cut Hormel. 25% less fat than regular bacon. But it's still bacon. I just look at it as 75% bacon
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Have you ever USED your goat to cook your bacon???
HAHA, funny how these threads cross over. I'm sure people are like WTF???
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