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      09-18-2014, 01:07 PM   #67
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Bacon Appreciation only requires an Associates degree. Baconology is where the monies at.
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      09-18-2014, 01:08 PM   #68
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Ok so I am new here, but what is the bacon thing about?
It's about bacon, of course.
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It's about bacon, of course.
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That makes it clear then.
But not that fake Canadian bacon. This is about good ole fashion Merica bacon.
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Fucks sake, I really hope billups will stay strong and help you thru this one. I'm also very glad that you are highly unlikely to own a gun here.

So much poontang floating around this little city. Seriously get out more and find a chick. Aim low and continue to grow. Chicks can smell tang residue from a mile away. Bang a 4 or 5 and build that confidence. Don't become the regular 宅男 of hk.
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love how this thread evolved into a bacon discussion. lol #goodluckop
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Fucks sake, I really hope billups will stay strong and help you thru this one. I'm also very glad that you are highly unlikely to own a gun here.

So much poontang floating around this little city. Seriously get out more and find a chick. Aim low and continue to grow. Chicks can smell tang residue from a mile away. Bang a 4 or 5 and build that confidence. Don't become the regular 宅男 of hk.
Unfortunately, I can only provide insight. It is up to him to get himself out of the hole he is now in from this whole endeavor. Maybe he will take some of my advice and put it to good use, otherwise, it's like a nice big wet fart in the wind. Dissipating into eternity, never to resurface again.


Anyways, back on topic. I decided to slow cook some chicken in the oven with a French Onion sauce, fresh onions, garlic, and cheese....


Can you guys guess what I topped that bitch off with?




..... bacon.
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      09-18-2014, 02:05 PM   #73
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it's like a nice big wet fart in the wind. Dissipating into eternity, never to resurface
I see that your artistic talents have not worn off. If only we could get a whiff of your art form in drawing again.
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      09-18-2014, 02:09 PM   #74
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Schwann's sells the think-cut, black pepper bacon. HHHHHNNNNN nom nom nom!!!

I need a moment alone
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Every wrap your meatloaf in bacon first???? I'll Pinterest that one to you!
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      09-18-2014, 02:14 PM   #76
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u think so? haha you're just like my college crush.. i won't fall for it again. I'm a little wiser now.. and I know being able to talk to you has no correlation with being able to talk to any other girl because, as we all know, you are SOooo different..
The thing is grim, all my life all my friends have been male, so I've seen every relationship fuckup known to men. I've seen every technique, best of all, I've seen an older version of our forums horn dog, billup, end up married and by making that move with the only female I truly love not counting the one I think of as my sister, he made sure he will die painfully if he fucks it up.

So trust me when I say, you get the best advises by observing rl people. Never mind the players, look at the quiet types.

Now if by any chance there is an other female on this forum, we should start a thread on the worst lines and best brush offs. You guys could read it and learn.
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      09-18-2014, 03:23 PM   #77
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The thing is grim, all my life all my friends have been male, so I've seen every relationship fuckup known to men. I've seen every technique, best of all, I've seen an older version of our forums horn dog, billup, end up married and by making that move with the only female I truly love not counting the one I think of as my sister, he made sure he will die painfully if he fucks it up.

So trust me when I say, you get the best advises by observing rl people. Never mind the players, look at the quiet types.

Now if by any chance there is an other female on this forum, we should start a thread on the worst lines and best brush offs. You guys could read it and learn.
Uhhhh, the quiet type don't get ladies. Well, trannies maybe, but that's up for debate if its a real woman or not.

Thanks for the compliment. I'm glad to know that not only can I be a horn dog, but my future self could get married if I ever suffer severe head trauma and forget that marriage is nothing but a piece of paper with some rubbish.
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Every wrap your meatloaf in bacon first???? I'll Pinterest that one to you!
I'm going to try and post my picture of the bacon chicken I made yesterday.



I put bacon on everything. I top my bacon with bacon so my pallet isn't left unsatisfied.
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      09-18-2014, 03:26 PM   #79
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Mmmm bacon wrapped bacon. But yeah, don't do it man ... Don't do it!!!
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Uhhhh, the quiet type don't get ladies. Well, trannies maybe, but that's up for debate if its a real woman or not.

Thanks for the compliment. I'm glad to know that not only can I be a horn dog, but my future self could get married if I ever suffer severe head trauma and forget that marriage is nothing but a piece of paper with some rubbish.
All I can say is that every blond on the planet at the age of 16 and up. Trust me by the time we are 25+ there is nothing new to offer, and we start seeking those who are not acting like idiots.

On that news: "Hey, I've been a dirty boy, want to wash me too?"

My patience with American men is so low these days, I'm turning into a horrible bitch.
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Man, I wish there was some secret code or something. The serious truth is, it is really, honestly, just about bacon. Delicious, bacony, bacon.
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I'm still waiting for this to happen. Taco Bell, get on it.

Wonder what Litos would be posting in all these pathetic woe is me threads. Probably would have been banned again.


and why not, kevin bacon in bacon.
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yaaawwwnnnn///

Anywho, so what's this bacon thing about?
Here you go

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon
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I'm still waiting for this to happen. Taco Bell, get on it
Mother of god.
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I'm still waiting for this to happen. Taco Bell, get on it.
Sweet mother of baby Jesus, I just got a woody. Twice.
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Bacon Taco wins the internet for the day.
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There is a secret meaning behind the bacon, I am sure of it, damn it!
The secret meaning behind bacon is bacon.

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Bacon Taco wins the internet for the day.
I can't stop looking at it. It's my new wallpaper.
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