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      09-20-2014, 10:32 AM   #815
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Dude sorry that happened man. Fucking South Florida for you.
This was in Boca???
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Dude sorry that happened man. Fucking South Florida for you.
This was in Boca???
Thanks @ddk632 It was down in fort lauderdale actually
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I was going to say, with some minor exceptions near the train tracks by I-95, this wouldn't be characteristic of Boca. Low life bastards. Hope you can chill out and put your mind off it and enjoy some part of the weekend. Smashing a couple of goats always does the trick for me...
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I was going to say, with some minor exceptions near the train tracks by I-95, this wouldn't be characteristic of Boca. Low life bastards. Hope you can chill out and put your mind off it and enjoy some part of the weekend. Smashing a couple of goats always does the trick for me...
The best thing for me to do is focus on something else other than a situation that I can not change. So, I will focus on goats. This Saturday will be my official Goat Day.
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      09-20-2014, 02:57 PM   #819
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2nd? not 7th?
Lol I stayed awake almost half way through the first. This no sleeping thing really fucks me up.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      09-20-2014, 02:59 PM   #820
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yeah, bro it sucks.
Thanks though. The police couldn't do anything without some type of lead (video, witness, etc.)

"My report is on file" .... so frustrating because that's like the chick that says "don't call me, i'll call you" and then never does. @Lups told me that once
Yeah, I'll call ya!
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      09-20-2014, 03:30 PM   #821
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lol yes, funny. but the rest of it sucks.
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      09-20-2014, 04:08 PM   #822
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Some POS broke in to my car last night, broke my window, stole my iPad and a few hundred dollars.

Not happy today.
*internet drumnk hug*
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      09-20-2014, 05:46 PM   #823
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lol yes, funny. but the rest of it sucks.
Yeah, I'm sorry. My last two days have been ruined by a two year old who is apparently a car man, and he waxed my car. I mean, he has covered all the hard bits. Even the sealing of the garage has wax in it. I'm going to strangle the hubby with the new Xbox cord.


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      09-20-2014, 06:08 PM   #825
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Olive you

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      09-21-2014, 07:54 PM   #826
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another day full of beer... sports are fugging dumb. bunch of idiots running around and more idiots paying them to watch. dafuq? our world is full of lemmings. shit is crazy.
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I do agree with said sports mumblings.... Im glad i flund this thread cause i have nothing to do and im still awake and typing is hard? DONT PAY TO WATCH GROWN MEN CHASE A BALL. Its weird. My bed is calling me.... Farewell children of e90 post. I have z denyity appointmdnt in 5 hours so this sucks., totally hsve a cavity.
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I do agree with said sports mumblings.... Im glad i flund this thread cause i have nothing to do and im still awake and typing is hard? DONT PAY TO WATCH GROWN MEN CHASE A BALL. Its weird. My bed is calling me.... Farewell children of e90 post. I have z denyity appointmdnt in 5 hours so this sucks., totally hsve a cavity.
I wish I was this drunk right now.
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I wish I could get myself that drunk ever.

Anyone wanna join my group? Alcoholics Unanimous.


We meet once a day at 5pm at the bar to discuss what drinks we will be ordering.
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I wish I could get myself that drunk ever.

Anyone wanna join my group? Alcoholics Unanimous.


We meet once a day at 5pm at the bar to discuss what drinks we will be ordering.
I'm down.
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I wish I was this drunk right now.
Me too. I hate furniture. Really, REALLY hate.
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Anyone wanna join my group? Alcoholics Unanimous.


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I have to say, I cant remember what thread it was but a ways back I loved the thread with your beautiful ddrawings of sex moves billup. wish I could find it so I can laugh till I cry once more.

p.s. I love you.
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I got really smashed last night, downed some Taco Bell, and watched Workaholics. Makes me sad that I'm starting my diet today.
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      09-23-2014, 11:14 AM   #836
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Some POS broke in to my car last night, broke my window, stole my iPad and a few hundred dollars.

Not happy today.
You left your iPad in the car....was it visible? Are your windows tinted?
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