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      06-18-2007, 09:56 AM   #1
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Even if this is a repost, i dont care. Have fun reading.

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"I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either."
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      06-18-2007, 10:13 AM   #2
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hahaha.... there's nothing better than a true love.
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      06-18-2007, 10:59 AM   #3
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I just copied and pasted that and sent it to my GF, she is on the ground at work rolling around laughing her Fu&*ing a** off. Hence why I love her
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      06-18-2007, 11:30 AM   #4
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      06-18-2007, 02:13 PM   #5
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Thanks for giving me the biggest laugh of the day so far.
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      06-18-2007, 02:25 PM   #6
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damn she deserved it.

Yo u guys who have girlfriends, do you ever wake up in the middle of the night half asleep and just get on top of your girlfriends and do it?????
And once done continue back to sleep?
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      06-18-2007, 02:38 PM   #7
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hahahaha so damn true
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      06-18-2007, 03:31 PM   #8
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haha
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      06-18-2007, 03:59 PM   #9
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lol good one
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      06-18-2007, 07:36 PM   #10
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thats something im willing to try out! ahahahahah love it
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sent to my gf... no response... uh oh...
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      06-18-2007, 07:48 PM   #12
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HAHA that was on of the best articles I've read in a while haha. Such a good point made by the guy haha. Great story
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BUT, luckily the only dreaded NO sex line I've ever had to endure from my g/f's are the......."baby I cant......" You cant?!........"yea you know...im on my period." And the shit that pisses me off the most is that she, and most of the rest of them too, will get me sooooo far into it and just when its time to get it going they stop me and say that! I mean it only happens for a few days out of the month but still, cant you tell me that nothings gonna happen cuz your on your period BEFORE we get into things!!! Talk about rolling off of her with blue balls and laying there in bed thinking to myself.....damn so what are we gonna do to pass the time now...pfff watch a movie or shit haha.
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