When/Who Did You Lose Your Virginity To?

Litos · 08-08-2014, 09:02 PM

"...oily phat asses and dark areolas !?!? don't bring that to my games..."

sincerely,
Donald

Mr Tonka · 08-08-2014, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Ummm, did they also happen to video tape this incident? Sure sounds like pedophilia. Reminds me of the movie Butterfly Effect.

Video tape... more like film. VHS was just invented at the time. It's only pedo if the boy is the older one.

Nkc · 08-08-2014, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Video tape... more like film. VHS was just invented at the time. It's only pedo if the boy is the older one.

I'm glad that incident hasn't screwed with your future outlook. I guess Pedo victims are not as damaged as they sound lol.

grimlock · 08-08-2014, 11:36 PM

Some epic stuff here

Nefarious, I want to know who WOULD get hard reading what you wrote.. shit maybe 20+yr old female virgins!.. n stop making Litos hard

Lups, hope you didn't give the same feedback to the guy or he must have never got an erection since.. vicious

Mr. Tonka: the only problem is the 7yr old niece was involved..

Whoistheboss: playa started late !

John 070 · 08-09-2014, 05:53 AM

This should be called the Pinocchio thread. I bet 85%+ of the conquests mentioned in this thread are unattractive and many not even true.

P1 · 08-09-2014, 08:50 AM

Lots of bragging in here about how many women you chaps have supposedly slept with. Not certain how old everyone is, but by that I'll guess 20s. As a guy in his 30s, let me tell you where the real bragging rights will come into play: finding a woman that is smoking hot, has her shit together, is loyal, a hard worker, is smart, has life goals, will be a great mother to your children and would put her hand in a fire for you. Oh, and cook you up a great meal every night.

That, my friends, is what will get you real bragging rights. Getting laid is the easiest thing you'll ever do. Finding a top of the line wife? Another story!

Litos · 08-09-2014, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by P1et

Finding a top of the line wife?

i'll have this for 8 years in September.....

wife with 3 degrees that has a full time job and cooks for me in yoga pants

P1 · 08-09-2014, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Litos

i'll have this for 8 years in September.....

wife with 3 degrees that has a full time job and cooks for me in yoga pants

Just celebrated my 10th. Lulu Lemon on the reg in this house.

E92TTKING · 08-09-2014, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by P1et

Lots of bragging in here about how many women you chaps have supposedly slept with. Not certain how old everyone is, but by that I'll guess 20s. As a guy in his 30s, let me tell you where the real bragging rights will come into play: finding a woman that is smoking hot, has her shit together, is loyal, a hard worker, is smart, has life goals, will be a great mother to your children and would put her hand in a fire for you. Oh, and cook you up a great meal every night.

That, my friends, is what will get you real bragging rights. Getting laid is the easiest thing you'll ever do. Finding a top of the line wife? Another story!

mashimarho · 08-09-2014, 12:12 PM

Lol at this thread.

Litos · 08-09-2014, 12:22 PM

based on what' on the stove, she was going hard with those Eggs en Croquette or whatever they're called.....

m3ray · 08-09-2014, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by John 070

This should be called the Pinocchio thread. I bet 85%+ of the conquests mentioned in this thread are unattractive and many not even true.

Shut the front door. People lie on the internet

I think it's a given if you're putting up big numbers they're not going to ALL be attractive.

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Originally Posted by P1et

Lots of bragging in here about how many women you chaps have supposedly slept with. Not certain how old everyone is, but by that I'll guess 20s. As a guy in his 30s, let me tell you where the real bragging rights will come into play: finding a woman that is smoking hot, has her shit together, is loyal, a hard worker, is smart, has life goals, will be a great mother to your children and would put her hand in a fire for you. Oh, and cook you up a great meal every night.

That, my friends, is what will get you real bragging rights. Getting laid is the easiest thing you'll ever do. Finding a top of the line wife? Another story!

Can I be you for a day?

I am not exactly sure what your problem is, you’ve had a hard-on against my posts for some time now. Congrats on your domestic life and fine wine, but who gives a shit.

This thread was meant to be a funny trip down memory lane in line with some of the other threads going on here, but you want to be a kill joy...

Nkc · 08-09-2014, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by P1et

Lots of bragging in here about how many women you chaps have supposedly slept with. Not certain how old everyone is, but by that I'll guess 20s. As a guy in his 30s, let me tell you where the real bragging rights will come into play: finding a woman that is smoking hot, has her shit together, is loyal, a hard worker, is smart, has life goals, will be a great mother to your children and would put her hand in a fire for you. Oh, and cook you up a great meal every night.

And you make sure that they don't meet each other.

Mr Tonka · 08-09-2014, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

Some epic stuff here

Nefarious, I want to know who WOULD get hard reading what you wrote.. shit maybe 20+yr old female virgins!.. n stop making Litos hard

Lups, hope you didn't give the same feedback to the guy or he must have never got an erection since.. vicious

Mr. Tonka: the only problem is the 7yr old niece was involved..

Whoistheboss: playa started late !

WTF?? Involved how? Both niece and nephew were asleep on the other side of the house.

NEFARIOUS · 08-09-2014, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Bro do we look like a bunch of 13 year old girls to you? Get your candy ass novel writing shit out of here. We just needed a WHEN and WHO!!! Not a freaking HOW and WHY and HOW LONG, and HOW WET!

It was fairly abridged at first, but then @Litos here wanted Fifty Shades of Grey type shit since he probably has that type of mentality (J/K bro), and if he "blammed" then it works in my book

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Originally Posted by grimlock

Some epic stuff here

Nefarious, I want to know who WOULD get hard reading what you wrote.. shit maybe 20+yr old female virgins!.. n stop making Litos hard

I don't know what kind of area you're in if women "get hard"

Either way... See below.

deeLow · 08-09-2014, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Litos

based on what' on the stove, she was going hard with those Eggs en Croquette or whatever they're called.....

Bust a nut on them bean bags for us

turbolag · 08-09-2014, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Go look at Litos pictures and you'll find a way. If you require a bit more illustration then go look up Billup's magnificent pieces of work spread all over this forum.

Man billup's diagrams were just about the best things ever...

Nkc · 08-09-2014, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by turbolag

Man billup's diagrams were just about the best things ever...

This entire BMW forum should have a dedicated gallery for Billup's illustration. We at least owe him that. I think he's working on something big lately. Haven't been posting his usual masterpieces.

Litos · 08-10-2014, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by deeLow

Bust a nut on them bean bags for us

always

Nkc · 08-10-2014, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Litos

always

Looks like the wife is gaining some weight. You on top on things there chief?

Litos · 08-10-2014, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Looks like the wife is gaining some weight. You on top on things there chief?

she's been 97lbs for the last 4 years HAHA !!!!!

I don't do fat girls.....

NemesisX · 08-10-2014, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Litos

she's been 97lbs for the last 4 years HAHA !!!!!

I don't do fat girls.....

Damn breh ease up on that coca cola! Your wife sure as hell ain't drinking it

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08-08-2014, 11:36 PM	#70
grimlock Colonel 716 Rep 2,003 Posts Drives: F10 N52B30@255PS Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hong Kong iTrader: (0)	Some epic stuff here Nefarious, I want to know who WOULD get hard reading what you wrote.. shit maybe 20+yr old female virgins!.. n stop making Litos hard Lups, hope you didn't give the same feedback to the guy or he must have never got an erection since.. vicious Mr. Tonka: the only problem is the 7yr old niece was involved.. Whoistheboss: playa started late !
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08-09-2014, 05:53 AM	#71
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Litos Banned 220 Rep 2,991 Posts Drives: 2012 Challenger RT Junk Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Houston/Pearland iTrader: (1)	based on what' on the stove, she was going hard with those Eggs en Croquette or whatever they're called.....
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