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      02-04-2009, 03:32 AM   #1
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Well just want to know how many of you tried anal "WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND"? Did your girl said it hurts or she liked it? Is it better that the "normal way"? Any bad to anal? LOL... I heard if you do it a lot your girl will not be able to hold her crap! I recently tried it and my girl said it hurts like hell, but I have heard some girls actually like it!
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It's OK, but I don't think it's all that great. I have yet to try to use one to clean the car though. The commercials are really convincing. I heard that Vince guy advertising it spends the money fighting scientology.
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It's OK, but I don't think it's all that great. I have yet to try to use one to clean the car though. The commercials are really convincing. I heard that Vince guy advertising it spends the money fighting scientology.
WTF!? LOL!!!!!!
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It's OK, but I don't think it's all that great. I have yet to try to use one to clean the car though. The commercials are really convincing. I heard that Vince guy advertising it spends the money fighting scientology.
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It's OK, but I don't think it's all that great. I have yet to try to use one to clean the car though. The commercials are really convincing. I heard that Vince guy advertising it spends the money fighting scientology.
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I tried it once or twice. it hurts like hell. frankly, it is just a pain in the butt and not worth all the hypes and agony such as loosing your respect the next morning.
are you a chick?
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      02-04-2009, 05:50 AM   #7
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It's OK, but I don't think it's all that great. I have yet to try to use one to clean the car though. The commercials are really convincing. I heard that Vince guy advertising it spends the money fighting scientology.
Ha ha, I think this was supposed to be a response to this:

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=227893
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I tried it with a few girls, it hurts them too much and they give up...i didn't use lube tho, just hacked a huge loogie and tried to slide it in, failed
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It's OK, but I don't think it's all that great. I have yet to try to use one to clean the car though. The commercials are really convincing. I heard that Vince guy advertising it spends the money fighting scientology.
drugs are bad. mkay?
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anmcguire Shamwowed his gf
Hey, I wanna try that ...Any instructions? I just don't want to hurt her.
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I think it depends on the girl..... I got drunk and tried the "oops I slipped thing" a few times with the most recent girl (gotta mix things up every now and then rite?)... Anyhoo, that really didn't get very far. However there was this indian chick I fucked in the ass a few years ago, and she really thoroughly enjoyed it; however, I did not... It was TOO small and grainy feeling.... IDK kinda like sandy 10 yr old vajayjay or something.
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I tried it with a few girls, it hurts them too much and they give up...i didn't use lube tho, just hacked a huge loogie and tried to slide it in, failed

fuck....that was funny!!!!!!
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inb4creepyanalguy talking about how his wife loves it.
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inb4creepyanalguy talking about how his wife loves it.
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I think it depends on the girl..... I got drunk and tried the "oops I slipped thing" a few times with the most recent girl (gotta mix things up every now and then rite?)... Anyhoo, that really didn't get very far. However there was this indian chick I fucked in the ass a few years ago, and she really thoroughly enjoyed it; however, I did not... It was TOO small and grainy feeling.... IDK kinda like sandy 10 yr old vajayjay or something.
sounds like she had a hairy ass that you got tangled up in

she need to shave and you need lots of lube
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No why? My dad and I tried it a few times? Don't judge.
With that handle of yours talking about this subject?
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No why? My dad and I tried it a few times? Don't judge.
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With that handle of yours talking about this subject?
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No why? My dad and I tried it a few times? Don't judge.
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No why? My dad and I tried it a few times? Don't judge.


WTF lol
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I kinda tried it on accident, she wasnt very happy I only got the tip in so I guess it counts as 1/4 anal

but if given the chance I don't know if I would want to... might reconsider depending on who it is though
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