flirting with girlies

Rick · 09-12-2008, 11:25 AM

what ever happened to just asking a girl out to dinner? you can gauge if she likes you during dinner and inject the tubesteak later.

Tondtar · 09-12-2008, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedges

"I am a vegetarian, can i eat your ass out?"

+1 ...That's what I meant. Thanks helping me with my poor Engrish

ATG · 09-12-2008, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedges

"I am a vegetarian, can i eat your ass out?"

LOL

ukthunderace · 09-12-2008, 12:47 PM

What are you, 16?

Hawkeye · 09-12-2008, 01:18 PM

Dude.... she used the word "Yucky". Drop it like it's hot.

cipher5 · 09-12-2008, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedges

"I am a vegetarian, can i eat your ass out?"

mpimping · 09-12-2008, 04:52 PM

NO because even if they are sluts if you say something like that you aren't going to get laid. just be chill until you get a date and then when the night is almost over start kissing her and go from there. you would be better off kissing her hello when you are ion the date or hanging out...

Expired · 09-12-2008, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by satakal

Are college girls hip to inuendo? How would you play your hand in this situation? Mind you, just email exchanges so far. Pretty much your first email reply and you don't really know what kinda girl she is.

You joke to her that you are a vegetarian. She replies with:

"I made dinner for the girls. It was amazing!! Word of warning though, we all eat meat, so don't think that we are yucky! Sorry.

"

Is it game-on for stuff like: "that's cool, if you eat meat, doesn't bother me. If we go out and I get something with meat on it, I'd be more than happy to let you eat my meat."

What to the resident players think?

Lamest thing I have ever heard..

-Nathan

TiAg335i · 09-12-2008, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by RBBMWE46M3

Ask her if she likes tube steak

mpimping · 09-12-2008, 06:58 PM

repost

Dmitriy@AUTOcouture · 09-12-2008, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

Dude.... she used the word "Yucky". Drop it like it's hot.

Dascamel · 09-12-2008, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickc

what ever happened to just asking a girl out to dinner? you can gauge if she likes you during dinner and inject the tubesteak later.

+1 dinner or other random date ideas!!

mpimping · 09-12-2008, 07:13 PM

chloroform

darkcloud · 09-12-2008, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by satakal

I think you are right. But, a few things...

1. there's other fish in the sea. It's ok to crash and burn.

2. she may be a freak. How would you know?

3. what if not playing your hand agressive lets this one slip away?

1. very true, but making yourself look creepy in the process isn't necessary. She has friends my friend.

2. You would have plenty of time to still learn that though a normal progression, no need to rush life.

3. There are 2 kinds of aggressive. Actively pursuing someone that you want to fuck or Scaring away someone your trying to even get to know to fuck. You'd more then likely be the latter.

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Originally Posted by UltimateBMW

In the occurance of number 3, refer to number 1.

If not being aggresive lets her get away, she is a skank that will probably give you the hiv. You don't want the hiv son. Stay away.

ah the hiv. some may enjoy the hiv. the dramatic weight loss, looking like skelator and eventual death. sounds like fun, wheres the skanks??

SpecC · 09-12-2008, 09:04 PM

there's only one way to do it

you : piitb?

girl 1 : no!

girl 2 : what?

girl 3 : hell yes!

SpecC · 09-12-2008, 09:06 PM

OH SHIT i just noticed your avatar = WC3 TFT Zeus' skill Thundergod's wrath! do you dota?

Los Angeles · 09-12-2008, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by satakal

Are college girls hip to inuendo? How would you play your hand in this situation? Mind you, just email exchanges so far. Pretty much your first email reply and you don't really know what kinda girl she is.

You joke to her that you are a vegetarian. She replies with:

"I made dinner for the girls. It was amazing!! Word of warning though, we all eat meat, so don't think that we are yucky! Sorry.

"

Is it game-on for stuff like: "that's cool, if you eat meat, doesn't bother me. If we go out and I get something with meat on it, I'd be more than happy to let you eat my meat."

What to the resident players think?

Okay unless you know she's really into you, you're not going to get away with that joke because it sounds a big pig-ish.

But if she's into you, she'll let it slide and probably try to play it off like shes not going to take that conversation about meat any further.

If she's a freak, she'll go along with it and say more semi-dirty things which will eventually lead to you doing her.

IWearScrubs · 09-12-2008, 09:29 PM

this thread makes me rofl.

Androo000 · 09-13-2008, 05:31 PM

mpimping · 09-13-2008, 06:23 PM

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h2...-get-raped.jpg

karliejai · 09-14-2008, 01:11 AM

get to the point and tell her u want to fuck her with ur sausage...

is that what u want me to tell u?

mpimping · 09-14-2008, 08:36 AM

send her a pic of your bracciole

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09-12-2008, 04:52 PM	#29
mpimping Banned 817 Rep 336 Posts Drives: gti Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: ny,ny iTrader: (0)	NO because even if they are sluts if you say something like that you aren't going to get laid. just be chill until you get a date and then when the night is almost over start kissing her and go from there. you would be better off kissing her hello when you are ion the date or hanging out...
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