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      04-15-2008, 09:39 AM   #1
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Hey Guys/Gals...New to the Post....anyone had sex in their 335 Coupe yet and if so what do you find is the best position?? Just trying to add a little spice to the e90 Post!!

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      04-15-2008, 09:48 AM   #2
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it's hard to do it in the backseat of an e90 as is where i have no clue how people in the e92 do it cuz of the no room in the back seat. the best way to do it is my secrect. how else to u keep ur g/f/ wife/ ex what ever happy:thums up:
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      04-15-2008, 09:58 AM   #3
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Dude, this topic has been discussed a lot the past month. Search around

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=132395

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=131259

IMO, one way to do it is to move the passenger seat all the way back and recline it. If you are on top, make sure your knees are on the floor and do your business. If you are at the bottom, the woman has to do all the work as your can't really hump like you do on a bed... Hope this helps.
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Haven't gotten lucky since I've had the bimmer, but I've put some thoughts into this before.

-Recline the passenger seat a bit, as well as move it as far back as possible. She can face you or away from you. She'll probably have to be a little more limber facing you and not that tall. Legs up feet by your head.

-Lay down the rear seats. I'd throw some sheets or some sort of mattress pad down to make it a little softer.

-Move driver/passenger seat forward, and sit in the rear. Commence same positions as above.

-If you're not a huge guy, you could lean the front seats forward, she can face the window and you hit that shit from the back.

Just a few ideas from my pervertedly warped mind.
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My first car was a Mitsubishi Eclipse (MT) very small and only one way to work it: recline both seats all the way back, girls back on the armrest, her legs pointed towards the windows, me facing the back window, one knee resting on each of the front seats and oh yeah the most important part.... make sure the car was in first gear so: A) you wouldn't give yourself the shocker from the shifter and B) you didn't accidently go rolling down the hill while you were doing the nasty.
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make sure the car was in first gear so: A) you wouldn't give yourself the shocker from the shifter
Quote of the month methinks. Possibly of the year, but we've got a while to go yet.
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recline the passenger seat and get on top of her or just drive somewhere and do it outside. If you are too cheap to get a room then do it in a stairwell
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Im trying to get my boyfriend to have sex in the 335..He wont do it. Doesnt want to make a mess.
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Im trying to get my boyfriend to have sex in the 335..He wont do it. Doesnt want to make a mess.
he'll do Z4M instead??
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he'll do Z4M instead??
He wont do any!!!!
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its pretty sad when a woman cant satisfy her man... guess hes just gonna leave you.


im just joking, of course.
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its pretty sad when a woman cant satisfy her man... guess hes just gonna leave you.


im just joking, of course.
I can satisfy! Lets have a go!
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I can satisfy! Lets have a go!
please.... i dont want to be contaminated.
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please.... i dont want to be contaminated.
STDs my friend...STDs
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I can satisfy! Lets have a go!
What?!
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please.... i dont want to be contaminated.
Whats that supposed to mean?
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Hey Guys/Gals...New to the Post....anyone had sex in their 335 Coupe yet and if so what do you find is the best position?? Just trying to add a little spice to the e90 Post!!

you want best position? it's called 69.
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      04-15-2008, 08:25 PM   #19
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Why is he posting the same thing over and over.
He posted the same in the Regional forums under Canada and he posts here as well. Posts are a min a part.
Get some porn and watch
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I can satisfy! Lets have a go!
tell you what. get tested. send me your results. ill do the same. then we can discuss this further. good? great.
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tell you what. get tested. send me your results. ill do the same. then we can discuss this further. good? great.
Excuse me? Speak properly when you are talking to my Girlfriend!
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Excuse me? Speak properly when you are talking to my Girlfriend!
lol at this guy
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