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      04-11-2008, 11:27 PM   #23
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Next time he walks into a crowded room, ask him if he ate a pile of dog shit for breakfast.
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just retaliate with a nice meal with kimchi
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ask him the same question and be like your breath stinks
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Ask them if they have "Exactlies Disease". If they ask what that is, tell them "your breath smells exactly like your ass"

Seriously though...I would just be straight up...i've been in the past. I think people appreciate the honesty.
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"Your breath stinks"
"dont you you ever brush your fucking teeth?"
"what the fuck did you eat?"
"keep ur hole shut"

these lines always work, they're straight to the point....

if you want to be nice about it "do you need some gum?"
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Next time he walks into a crowded room, ask him if he ate a pile of dog shit for breakfast.


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Pretend that it is his birthday today and buy him some mouthwash.................
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"DUDE You got DRAGONS BREATH!!!! U ok man u need anything??"
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Jesus, just tell them straight out.

"hey horsebreath, Either brush your teeth or end up looking like flava flavvvve"!!
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^^^ LOL
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Got this person at work, breath smells real bad...how do you tell someone about something like that. We tried hinting with mints and gum but he doesn't like to eat them and always refuse...
this is what you do:
go stand beside him and say: "dude, did you fart or is it your bad breathe?"
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Just start calling him "assmouth"


seriously, next time offer him a piece of gum if he turns it down kindly say" no dude you need one"
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hmm this is a tough one indeed. I had a similar problem where my boss's boss had really bad b.o. I didnt say anything about it mostly because he was higher up than me and it was only a problem when I had to sit really close to him. I would say that if it is causing everyone discomfort and hurting business, you should tell him. Just find a time when you are alone and say "hey, I dont mean to offend you but your breath smells sour sometimes. I thought I would mention it because I would want someone to let me know if my breath was smelling bad. Just because, you know, it could affect how comfortable people are around me. If you want, I can suggest some mints that I use when I have that kind of problem." This makes it sound like you are being more of a friend than a jerk about it. good luck!
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