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      02-20-2013, 10:41 AM   #1541
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I've got 3 cookies, a slightly used starbucks gift card and an extremely attractive 21 year old latin girl i'll even throw in her two kids
I'm supposed to be on a diet , I have more Starbucks money than I know what to do with (vendors give them to us all the damn time for attending WebExs), the latin girl was sounding good until you mentioned the kids....

What else ya got?
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I'm supposed to be on a diet , I have more Starbucks money than I know what to do with (vendors give them to us all the damn time for attending WebExs), the latin girl was sounding good until you mentioned the kids....

What else ya got?
after some thorough searching through this crappy office im in today, i've got 2 fiberone bars, a cup o' noodle, 4 Gatewat Solo 9550's and I'll still throw in the young latina girl WITH a babysitter. I should also mention that the latina girl is a stripper so she will rock your world

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      02-20-2013, 11:43 AM   #1544
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okay who wants to plan an e90post F1 trip? Austin GP.
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after some thorough searching through this crappy office im in today, i've got 2 fiberone bars, a cup o' noodle, 4 Gatewat Solo 9550's and I'll still throw in the young latina girl WITH a babysitter. I should also mention that the latina girl is a stripper so she will rock your world
Sold!

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okay who wants to plan an e90post F1 trip? Austin GP.
I'm in!
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I'm in!
I'll have her shipped out by morning.

Alright so thats 1! if its anything like last year the hotels will jack the prices insanely high. I think I will be using airbnb to find accommodations you can usually rent out entire homes/apartments for less than half of a hotel.
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I'll have her shipped out by morning.

Alright so thats 1! if its anything like last year the hotels will jack the prices insanely high. I think I will be using airbnb to find accommodations you can usually rent out entire homes/apartments for less than half of a hotel.
I went last year with a bunch of the RedBull guys and they rented out a house. It's a hell of a lot easier since you can cook/lounge/drink/etc in a much more open space compared to the hotels. Made it easier on me since all I had to do was get myself there.
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I went last year with a bunch of the RedBull guys and they rented out a house. It's a hell of a lot easier since you can cook/lounge/drink/etc in a much more open space compared to the hotels. Made it easier on me since all I had to do was get myself there.
Exactly what I was thinking, now I just gotta find enough friends to fill a house.
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Exactly what I was thinking, now I just gotta find enough friends to fill a house.
That is always the hardest part. Getting enough people who will actually commit to going has kept me from going to a few events. Apparently I need better or more affluent friends.
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Exactly what I was thinking, now I just gotta find enough friends to fill a house.
Drive to MD. Party time
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That is always the hardest part. Getting enough people who will actually commit to going has kept me from going to a few events. Apparently I need better or more affluent friends.
Okayyy fiiiinnee, I'll be your friend. I'll bring an extra latin stripper for ya.

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Drive to MD. Party time
That's a very far drive. I will be in DC in May though.
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Best thing I've heard all week!

And now I have an "internet friend" I'm the next Manti Te'o
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That's a very far drive. I will be in DC in May though.
party wooo
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OK gotta rent a car, I cant stand car pooling with the crazy lady any longer!


Since they are going to throw on a new bumper at some point what kind of HID fogs do you guys think I should get? (I like my oem HID's too)
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OK gotta rent a car, I cant stand car pooling with the crazy lady any longer!


Since they are going to throw on a new bumper at some point what kind of HID fogs do you guys think I should get? (I like my oem HID's too)
i'd go with 35W 6K.....
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Best thing I've heard all week!

And now I have an "internet friend" I'm the next Manti Te'o
Except I'm not pretending to be a girl. But I can if thats what youre into

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Except I'm not pretending to be a girl. But I can if thats what youre into
You have some great quotes, I'm going to run out of signature room at this rate!
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Good times today
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Did downpipes yesterday, all is well except I realized my car is missing the midpipe support bracket, so now my mids are making an extremely obnoxious resonating noise off of something (heat shield, 'vert cross brace, haven't identified yet). After work I'll try to locate the source of the bullshit and wedge a piece of cardboard in between as a stopgap solution, hopefully Tischer or United BMW can get me the parts in the near future. And LOL at people who ask whether full catless smells. Short answer-uh yes. Now that the gaskets have melted/sealed at least the cabin doesnt smell with hvac on, now that was no good.
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