[BMW F22]

anything goes thread. I thought I'd give this a shot. We can talk about anything and everything here. There's no limit topic-wise. Im trying to see if this can be the only thread we need in the off-topic section...

I'll start- went to a Thai restaurant with my family last night. It was great! We thought we'd try out diff. thai restaurants and this new one called "thai spice" is pretty freaking good. Anyone else likes Thai food?

[ska///235i]

ROFL...YuBimmer and BMWE90 started a same thread

[Flyingdwarf]

huh?

[BellasBmw]

So i finally decided to go to church today. I thought it would be nice, and i brought my best friend. Well turns out the city was having an art fair right next to my church, so there was NO parking anywhere. I got all dressed up, and came straight home. Im :mad:

[BMW F22]

freaking YuBimmer trying to yank my chain. punk!!
Bella- that freaking sucks. how long did it take u to get dressed? (im guessing like an hour?)

[aphall]

I'm part thai, so i'm partial to thai food. Two uncles have thai restaurants. Thai food... yum... mm....

[yu]

Originally Posted by BMWE90

freaking YuBimmer trying to yank my chain. punk!!
Bella- that freaking sucks. how long did it take u to get dressed? (im guessing like an hour?)

[BellasBmw]

Originally Posted by BMWE90

freaking YuBimmer trying to yank my chain. punk!!
Bella- that freaking sucks. how long did it take u to get dressed? (im guessing like an hour?)

HAHA yea an hour. nice call

[NaTuReB0Y]

i got knocked out of the $25 pechanga no-limit tournament this morning.....

with a open-ended straight draw.......

[aphall]

I'm growing out my facial hair. It's not connecting...

[magmd]

I went cycling today. It had been sometime, so it really tired me out.

But I did get a chance to work out the old heart some with a good cardio session.

18 miles in 1 hour 20 min.

[yu]

I took my puppy outside today, and it's the first time I've ever seen him poop. It was cute. Oh and it was the first time I've seen his poop somewhere other than my carpet.

[mava330]

Originally Posted by magmd

I went cycling today. It had been sometime, so it really tired me out.

But I did get a chance to work out the old heart some with a good cardio session.

18 miles in 1 hour 20 min.

Are you a roadie Miguel? What bike do you have?

[magmd]

Are you a roadie Miguel? What bike do you have?


I am going to try to be.

So far...I have only done some limited mountain biking. I have the Ellsworth Moment like this:


I am in the process of getting a road bike...so I have been taking my mountain bike on the road. Its actually difficult to keep up with the roadies on this freaking bike!!!

Anyways...my road bike is coming..its a HED Aero Lab VO4 kinda like this:

[mava330]

Originally Posted by magmd

I am in the process of getting a road bike...so I have been taking my mountain bike on the road. Its actually difficult to keep up with the roadies on this freaking bike!!!

Anyways...my road bike is coming..its a HED Aero Lab VO4 kinda like this:

dood that looks like a triathalon bike! Sweet man! I have a custom built Eddy Merckx road bike from back in the day. Dayum I don't think I can last five miles on that thing.

[magmd]

custom built Eddy Merckx road bike from back in the day

Nice!!!!!!!!!

Man...you need to get that baby out. Five miles...LOL! I am sure you could do much more....well, you might be dying, but you could do it.

[slubu]

Originally Posted by BMWE90

anything goes thread. I thought I'd give this a shot. We can talk about anything and everything here. There's no limit topic-wise. Im trying to see if this can be the only thread we need in the off-topic section...

I'll start- went to a Thai restaurant with my family last night. It was great! We thought we'd try out diff. thai restaurants and this new one called "thai spice" is pretty freaking good. Anyone else likes Thai food?

so random, went to thai spice on friday...it was horrible

[NaTuReB0Y]

who's taking the day off tomorrow to support the illegal immigrant movement?

[shimshimhada]

Grey Aliens and Nazi UFOs


The grey alien is a creation of Nazi innovation. An alien being was needed to accompany the secret advanced flying machines made during WWII in Germany, which after the war developed into the Nazi UFO hoax in America. What was their secret formula in creating the grey aliens? Let’s start with the stocking mask. It turns out the nylon stocking was useful for more than just a gift to the ladies. In fact the stocking mask was the precursor of the ski mask so often used today in many a bank robbery. The stocking contorts the face down to the bones and removes a person’s individual facial features. The ears become just two holes and the nose (on a child) becomes two nostrils instead. The mouth becomes a nonfunctional slit. And the eyes disappear altogether. Why it makes you look almost alien; except for the eyes. One could add a nice pair of WWII army surplus goggles to hide the lack of eyes. Oh wait; if one hides the elastic on the goggles, each lens (which is almond shaped) becomes an eye. Cool! If the stocking is wrapped around the head, covering the hair, the head becomes bigger and bald. Add a little white bath powder to blend it all together. And, oh did I mention that the Nazis liked to use children, specifically little girls. The Nazis were not only innovative; they were cheap. The little grey alien doesn’t even get clothes, but has to run around in the cold night air naked. Berrrrr.

The grey aliens were a part of a larger program of mind control, especially of cult-connected members (victims.) No one comes back from an abduction with anything good to say about grey aliens because they were a substitute in what used to be “Satan” programming, as in Satan is watching you, only now it’s the greys and they are inserting implants and watching you. Same difference. Both Satan and grey aliens also like animal mutilations, not to mention both are involved in the sexual creation of hybrids, Satan-human and alien-human. Who would like an alien that mimics Satan? Actually I consider that view unfair. When I was a grey alien I just stood there, cold and scared, ready to piss in my pants, if I had been allowed to wear them.

What are grey aliens good for? They can’t reproduce to make more grey aliens. This is true since they only used prepubescent females and then called them adult males. The Nazis seemed confused on this issue. Maybe the grey aliens had long life spans; which might enable them to travel in their Nazi UFO many millions of light years from home. At any rate they turned out to be enormously popular with the general public and cult alike. Two of the original space aliens, the Venusians and the Greys, were created out of women and children the Nazis already controlled, their army of Beta sex slaves. Sex trafficking and blackmail is one of the big guns in the Nazi war on sanity. With the Earth going to hell as we speak, the Nazis have supplied us with an otherworld salvation, about which we have a choice. We can all form a One World Government to fight the alien invasion, or we can all form a One World Government to follow our alien overlords, its up to you. To learn more about one little ex-grey, read My Story .

[NaTuReB0Y]

double post!

[shimshimhada]

Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

double post!

Double thread! BAN THE BOTH OF THEM!

[aphall]

Hey, if you post in one, post in the other. Equal representation!