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12-22-2017, 06:03 AM | #3 |
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12-22-2017, 06:14 AM | #4 | |
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Finally, a thread for the ladies!
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12-22-2017, 06:56 AM | #6 | |
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I read about him a while back (a friend of mine got divorced so i, the good person i am) made him a lovely card that had a list of things he needs to work on if he ever wants to put his penis in use again. He was so inspired he is currently thinking about getting silicone boobs so he would never need a woman again.
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12-22-2017, 07:12 AM | #8 |
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Like any other dick measuring contest. They go on a forum and blab about it until someone asks for proof and the faker backs down.
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12-22-2017, 08:50 AM | #10 |
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12-22-2017, 09:02 AM | #11 |
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12-22-2017, 09:17 AM | #14 |
I can haz cheezburger?
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When I saw the title, I knew by opening it I would turn gay.
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12-22-2017, 09:20 AM | #15 |
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If its double headed, does that mean you have to have a "friend" to truly enjoy it? Can it be used "solo"? Isn't that a waste?
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12-22-2017, 09:46 AM | #18 |
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Anna , olive oil works 2 ! And it's good for your skin
But with a proper preparation , I'm pretty sure you don't need it..
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