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ThorsHammer · 06-17-2009, 01:39 PM

"Merc Gone Berserk!"

"I said HOLD THE GD ONIONS!"

mattfenne · 06-17-2009, 01:44 PM

"No honey..., I WASN'T giving the secretary a ride to work again...."

txusa03 · 06-17-2009, 02:08 PM

if you're not satisfied, you can return it anyway you want!

TwnTrboCAT1212 · 06-17-2009, 02:09 PM

"Behind every walking fatass fast-food restaurant goer, comes a rolling SLK....Safety is WhataBenzBurger's number one priority!"

Easternedge · 06-17-2009, 02:13 PM

Ok then, Another

"Whataflaminbenzburger"

anthony @ eas · 06-17-2009, 02:13 PM

OnStar: "Would you like fries with that?"

ThorsHammer · 06-17-2009, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anthony @ eas

OnStar: "Would you like fries with that?"

Noiiiice!!!!!!

SpmnE9zero · 06-17-2009, 02:22 PM

Right after incident = "I think I sharted"
Here ya go!

rtfd241 · 06-17-2009, 02:31 PM

I thought I was in reverse.

RYANBOZ7 · 06-17-2009, 02:36 PM

"Honey,you know that thing you said about driving your car while mine was in the shop?,well"......

roadkillrob · 06-17-2009, 02:38 PM

Stoooooooooooooooooopid!

miro2296 · 06-17-2009, 02:40 PM

"WHATAFCKR"

Jimmeh · 06-17-2009, 02:42 PM

I guess he was really hungry

hyperspeed · 06-17-2009, 02:43 PM

"Uhh honey...you won't believe what happened when I took your car for a spin...!"

ThreeTwentyEightI · 06-17-2009, 02:58 PM

"Honey I'm calling the BMW dealership!"

CollinsE90 · 06-17-2009, 03:11 PM

" Wait, this isnt the car wash"

lazyassand1balla24 · 06-17-2009, 03:12 PM

loll

NoMods · 06-17-2009, 03:29 PM

VTEC kicked in yo!!!

Robo Squirrel · 06-17-2009, 03:37 PM

MERCEDES BENZ: The luxury car for people who can't drive

FrankiE90 · 06-17-2009, 03:43 PM

Where you at!,tell the kids to raise their hand.

MalM3 · 06-17-2009, 03:46 PM

"what !! i got pissed off waiting !! "

Tallest · 06-17-2009, 03:46 PM

well, I think it's obvious but: "Drive Through"? or 'Family Owned' on the door is the sign that says it all.

06-17-2009, 01:39 PM	#45
ThorsHammer Major 82 Rep 1,389 Posts Drives: '09 BMW 335i Coupe Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: San Antonio, TX iTrader: (10)	"Merc Gone Berserk!" "I said HOLD THE GD ONIONS!" __________________ "SYONRA" is for sale! http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=366678 BSM '09 e92 335i \| Performance: JB3, RR Catted DP's, INJEN DCI, Britalman Exhst, AA FMIC, FORGE DVs \| Suspension: ST-V1 Coils, Hotchkis Chassis Brace & F/R Sways \| Wheels: Bremmer Kraft BR03s, Brake Performance Rotors, Cool Carbon Pads, ECS Lines \| Exterior: OEM Aero Lip/Rear, ****** CF Trunk Lid, BLUX5 Angels, M-Force M3 Sides \| Interior: Passport 9500ci, Black Trim, M3 Wheel
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06-17-2009, 01:44 PM	#46
mattfenne Matt 4 Rep 75 Posts Drives: 2009 335i M Sport Coupe Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: England, East iTrader: (0)	"No honey..., I WASN'T giving the secretary a ride to work again...."
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06-17-2009, 02:08 PM	#47
txusa03 Major General 550 Rep 6,563 Posts Drives: TS330iPPSP6MT Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet Earth iTrader: (3)	if you're not satisfied, you can return it anyway you want! __________________ under construction!
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06-17-2009, 02:09 PM	#48
TwnTrboCAT1212 The Moose Whisperer 22 Rep 406 Posts Drives: '08 E92 GIAC S1 335xi 6-MT Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Massachusetts iTrader: (2)	"Behind every walking fatass fast-food restaurant goer, comes a rolling SLK....Safety is WhataBenzBurger's number one priority!"
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06-17-2009, 02:13 PM	#49
Easternedge Major 129 Rep 1,243 Posts Drives: 2012 Mini Coupe S JCW Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Aventura, FL iTrader: (4) Garage List 2011 BMW 335is [0.00]	Ok then, Another "Whataflaminbenzburger" __________________ Back again after 10 yrs! Daily: 2012 Mini coupe S JCW Baby: 2007 BMW M6 Vert Wifey's: 2006 BMW 650I Family: 2007 Chevy Suburban LTZ
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06-17-2009, 02:13 PM	#50
anthony @ eas 309 Rep 3,635 Posts Drives: R56 Cooper S Join Date: May 2009 Location: 4015 E Leaverton Court, Anahiem, CA 92807 iTrader: (0)	OnStar: "Would you like fries with that?"
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06-17-2009, 02:22 PM	#52
SpmnE9zero DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU 505 Rep 35,580 Posts Drives: JB 33ZERO Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: City of Champions iTrader: (14) Garage List 2006 330xi [0.00]	Right after incident = "I think I sharted" Here ya go! __________________ Eurocharged V5 \| ROW's / CC Delete \| K&N's \| H&R Springs \| Single Fin G.B. Grill \| Mode Carbon Diffuser \| JBSpeed CF Spoiler \| Arkym Style CF Splitter \| CF Mirror Caps \| 5% Tints \| 12mm Spacers \|
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06-17-2009, 02:31 PM	#53
rtfd241 Private First Class 3 Rep 113 Posts Drives: 09 335i x-drive Join Date: May 2008 Location: Johnstown PA iTrader: (0)	I thought I was in reverse.
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06-17-2009, 02:36 PM	#54
RYANBOZ7 Lieutenant 27 Rep 471 Posts Drives: 2014 Bmw M6 Convertible Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: KANSAS CITY MISSOURI USA iTrader: (4)	"Honey,you know that thing you said about driving your car while mine was in the shop?,well"......
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06-17-2009, 02:38 PM	#55
roadkillrob Major General 863 Rep 5,450 Posts Drives: 08 335i,22 X3M, 2012 C63 Black Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Boston iTrader: (15)	Stoooooooooooooooooopid! __________________ 2022 X3M Brooklyn Grey 2008 E93 335i FBO 2012 Mercedes C63 Black Series Alanite Grey
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06-17-2009, 02:40 PM	#56
miro2296 Colonel 57 Rep 2,251 Posts Drives: '08 Montego Blue BMW 135i Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Round Rock, TX iTrader: (1)	"WHATAFCKR" __________________ ------------------------------------- BMW 135i/6 Speed/Montego Blue/Formula One Ceramic Tint/JB4 G4/AA Sport Intercooler/19 inch Iconz 880Z(19X8.5 & 19X10)/PSS 225/35 & 265/30/E93 M3 front sway bar/TRW front and rear Control Arms/BMS Drop In Filter/Dinan Exhaust/BlackLines/Upgraded \\\M RSFB
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06-17-2009, 02:42 PM	#57
Jimmeh Major General 84 Rep 7,629 Posts Drives: Ms. Daisy Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: NY iTrader: (0)	I guess he was really hungry
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06-17-2009, 02:43 PM	#58
hyperspeed Major 233 Rep 1,276 Posts Drives: 2018 R8, MYP, GLE Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Chino Hills, CA iTrader: (7)	"Uhh honey...you won't believe what happened when I took your car for a spin...!" __________________ 2018 F80 M3 AW / SO
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06-17-2009, 02:58 PM	#59
ThreeTwentyEightI Lieutenant 38 Rep 516 Posts Drives: No BMW right now :( Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Horseheads, New York iTrader: (10)	"Honey I'm calling the BMW dealership!" __________________ Retired: 99'* E46 323i AW / 06' E90 330i SG / 09' LCI E90 335i MB* / 13' F30 335i EBII 15' F30 / 328i / Msport /// xDrive / Mineral Grey / Oyster / Anthracite Driving: No BMW right now
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06-17-2009, 03:11 PM	#60
CollinsE90 Where my bitches 743 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	" Wait, this isnt the car wash" __________________
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06-17-2009, 03:12 PM	#61
lazyassand1balla24 Lieutenant Colonel 21 Rep 1,618 Posts Drives: 2007 Alpine White/Red Interior Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Glendale, California iTrader: (0)	loll __________________
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06-17-2009, 03:29 PM	#62
NoMods Colonel 1108 Rep 2,326 Posts Drives: 2022 M5 Join Date: May 2006 Location: USA iTrader: (10) Garage List 2022 M5 [10.00]	VTEC kicked in yo!!!
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06-17-2009, 03:37 PM	#63
Robo Squirrel Major 70 Rep 1,008 Posts Drives: 991.2 GT3 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: MI iTrader: (1)	MERCEDES BENZ: The luxury car for people who can't drive __________________
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06-17-2009, 03:43 PM	#64
FrankiE90 Major General 654 Rep 8,801 Posts Drives: Krooked Sk8board Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Pasadena, Ca iTrader: (11)	Where you at!,tell the kids to raise their hand. __________________ FrankiE90 AKA:.[The TANK] *CLICK THE SIG E90s (been gone but not forgotten) • KW clubsports • • • • • • • • • • 18" BBS GT4 // Build E30 (pending) + E46 M3 Wagon ESTORIL Blue
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06-17-2009, 03:46 PM	#65
MalM3 4 pot warrior 37 Rep 1,307 Posts Drives: E90 318I Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: DENMARK iTrader: (1) Garage List 2006 e90 [10.00]	"what !! i got pissed off waiting !! " __________________ Been there, done that, wanna do it again
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06-17-2009, 03:46 PM	#66
Tallest Major General 1307 Rep 6,311 Posts Drives: 911 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Sweden iTrader: (1) Garage List 2011 911 [10.00]	well, I think it's obvious but: "Drive Through"? or 'Family Owned' on the door is the sign that says it all. __________________ 997.2 F30.F11.E86.E90.E90.E36
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