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      11-16-2007, 03:03 PM   #1
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Two buddies are hunting in the woods when one says to the other, "Hey, i can see your house from here...and, wait! Your wife is in her room with some other guy."

The other says: "Alright, shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the privates."

The buddy replies: "Easy. I can make that in one shot."
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      11-16-2007, 08:11 PM   #3
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ha you stole that shit from larry the cable guy or ron white I forgot which one said it.
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It was Larry the cable guy. Still- good stuff!
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Go for the headshot!
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A quick one.
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      04-06-2008, 04:33 AM   #7
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I get it. Oral Sex
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