Making a virgin orgasm

ThatRWD · 08-27-2014, 08:55 AM

Need answers, I have a feeling she has a wild side just that no one has gotten to it yet. Going to be driving around at 3pm on friday at 270/495. She's coming from a CVT and has never done WOT.

This woman needs to live. Need halp.

My 335i is stock for this week, but next week it should be JB4 plus maybe some ethanol. Being fast is fine but I need to tear it up. Mmhmmm... I'm thinking about rescheduling to next week after I have my mods back on.

She's like a hot young looking 40 year old, thick, kind of has some extra pounds mostly on her ass and torso. Loud, but insecure and kind of shy. Not confident but loud.

Antetokounmpo · 08-27-2014, 09:27 AM

Not surprised one bit this is a thatrwd thread...

ThatRWD · 08-27-2014, 09:48 AM

Eat.Sleep.Race · 08-27-2014, 09:55 AM

Whatinthefuckdidijustread?

PureE92 · 08-27-2014, 09:58 AM

Use some NOS to give her a full body O.

sjf430 · 08-27-2014, 09:58 AM

How do u know she ain't a virgin? She could be faking it, just sayin.

deeLow · 08-27-2014, 10:17 AM

If she isn't squirting you're not going hard enough

kdbryce · 08-27-2014, 10:27 AM

What the fuck...

mcpcolas · 08-27-2014, 10:30 AM

I'm lost

ThatRWD · 08-27-2014, 10:32 AM

I'm speaking figuratively she's a hoe. She's never been in a car where the guy knows how to drive.

I love my threads

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Originally Posted by sjf430

How do u know she ain't a virgin? She could be faking it, just sayin.

With an ass like that, there's no way.

upstatedoc · 08-27-2014, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by deeLow

If she isn't squirting you're not going hard enough

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Originally Posted by sjf430

How do u know she ain't a virgin? She could be faking it, just sayin.

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Originally Posted by kdbryce

What the fuck...

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Originally Posted by mcpcolas

I'm lost

All appropriate responses to this thread.

ThatRWD · 08-27-2014, 12:03 PM

alright but on a serious note, how have you guys gotten people who don't enjoy fast/rough driving to enjoy it. Especially first timers like say your mother.

bad karma · 08-27-2014, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ThatRWD

alright but on a serious note, how have you guys gotten people who don't enjoy fast/rough driving to enjoy it. Especially first timers like say your mother.

Let them drive. When you are a passenger in a car that's going fast and turning sharp, you don't feel the same level of control that the driver has. For people unacquainted with that style of driving it feels uncontrolled and reckless. Put them behind the wheel and encourage them to open it up a bit, or to take a sweeping turn a bit faster than they normally would. Nothing stupid, start slowish and build from there, but let them find out on their own just how responsive and composed high performance vehicles are. In their mind, they see taking a 35MPH turn at 60+ to be totally unsafe and scary because in whatever they drive it would be.

YGazis109 · 08-27-2014, 12:59 PM

Confused as well...

Fillyo75 · 08-27-2014, 12:59 PM

I don't know what you just said, but hey, grab a beer and fuck her in the pussy.

NGEE · 08-27-2014, 01:00 PM

Let her drive, and maybe you will a) learn something, and b) no longer be a virgin.

335NJ · 08-27-2014, 01:20 PM

Ok. So I left this thread up on my work computer screen, and one of my co-workers just went up to the computer, and asked "who the f*ck was looking up how to make a virgin orgasm". I just had my day made!

Eat.Sleep.Race · 08-27-2014, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 335NJ

Ok. So I left this thread up on my work computer screen, and one of my co-workers just went up to the computer, and asked "who the f*ck was looking up how to make a virgin orgasm". I just had my day made!

now thats funny lol

Rg21044 · 08-27-2014, 02:04 PM

I once had a broad ask, "how does it feel to drive a car that makes my pussy wet?"

That was a '96 Corvette. I say sit back, relax and let the car work it's magic.

Sandman614 · 08-27-2014, 02:13 PM

Two words: handbrake turn

Efthreeoh · 08-27-2014, 02:25 PM

Okay, I'll go for throwing out a serious answer. So, first off 270/495 ain't going to cut it as "fast roads" to be driving on. You need to get out on the excellent back country roads Virginia is famous for. Then drive those roads moderate at first, then gradually pick up the pace until your 335i is traversing these roads at the rapid pace it was designed to achieve, then she'll finally realize the fun of it. No woman wants to be slammed right off the first time out. She doesn't yet know you or trust you. Work into it. Carving traffic on the freeway just annoys everyone; it's babyshit.

Oh, and make sure she's cool about having her hair messed up, because this activity is best done with the windows down.

335iAP · 08-27-2014, 02:34 PM

Just drive like a normal person

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ThatRWD Major 109 Rep 1,062 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Northern VA iTrader: (0)	Making a virgin orgasm Need answers, I have a feeling she has a wild side just that no one has gotten to it yet. Going to be driving around at 3pm on friday at 270/495. She's coming from a CVT and has never done WOT. This woman needs to live. Need halp. My 335i is stock for this week, but next week it should be JB4 plus maybe some ethanol. Being fast is fine but I need to tear it up. Mmhmmm... I'm thinking about rescheduling to next week after I have my mods back on. She's like a hot young looking 40 year old, thick, kind of has some extra pounds mostly on her ass and torso. Loud, but insecure and kind of shy. Not confident but loud.
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ThatRWD Major 109 Rep 1,062 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Northern VA iTrader: (0)	alright but on a serious note, how have you guys gotten people who don't enjoy fast/rough driving to enjoy it. Especially first timers like say your mother.
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Efthreeoh General 17139 Rep 18,670 Posts Drives: The E90 + Z4 Coupe & Z3 R'ster Join Date: May 2012 Location: Virginia iTrader: (0)	Okay, I'll go for throwing out a serious answer. So, first off 270/495 ain't going to cut it as "fast roads" to be driving on. You need to get out on the excellent back country roads Virginia is famous for. Then drive those roads moderate at first, then gradually pick up the pace until your 335i is traversing these roads at the rapid pace it was designed to achieve, then she'll finally realize the fun of it. No woman wants to be slammed right off the first time out. She doesn't yet know you or trust you. Work into it. Carving traffic on the freeway just annoys everyone; it's babyshit. Oh, and make sure she's cool about having her hair messed up, because this activity is best done with the windows down.
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