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      10-14-2014, 08:10 PM   #111
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Thank you, OT.

Since the beginning of this thread, my cholesterol has gone up 590%; I've had 4 heart attacks; and earlier this evening, I actually died.

And went to heaven.

Which is made entirely of bacon.
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      10-14-2014, 08:25 PM   #112
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i was expecting more recipes, or is there not much to do with bacon?
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      10-14-2014, 09:11 PM   #113
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i was expecting more recipes, or is there not much to do with bacon?
I made a bbq bacon chicken pizza the other day I'll post. Rest of the posters are a bunch of posers. (minus ddk)
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Friday I had the IHOP bac N cheddar waffle with the bacon/eggs combo. The plate came with 4 slices of bacon, and there was bacon visible on the top of the waffle. Friday afternoon the Schwan's guy came buy and I bought more pepper bacon.

Saturday I had a bacon/egg/cheese McGriddle.

Last night I gazed longingly at one of the thawed packages of pepper bacon in the fridge, but the wife made posolé.
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      10-15-2014, 10:53 AM   #116
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Mother of god. Bacon inside pancake mix!


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      10-15-2014, 11:00 AM   #117
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My son texted me a picture/collage. First pane: bacon being made. Second pane: cooked bacon strips dipped in pancake batter. Third pane: use your bacination.
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I might be making some Bacon Carne Asada Quesadillas tonight. Just got a new Quesadilla maker. Could get crazy.
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Who knew selling oranges would provide such wonderful appliances, and bacon opportunities.

Or did you just get a new bride from south of the border. . .
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New bride? What you think I want to give away half of my orange business and possibly my new Quesadilla maker?

Esto loco!
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I might be making some Bacon Carne Asada Quesadillas tonight. Just got a new Quesadilla maker. Could get crazy.
You might want to return that thing and use the funds to get more bacon... All you need is to pan-fry the tortilla a bit, add the toppings and cook it like an omelet. Because after living with a Mexican family for a while and having the best quesadilla ever being made from a skillet... The pic below explains it all, mis amigo.
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New bride? What you think I want to give away half of my orange business and possibly my new Quesadilla maker?

Esto loco!
Q-maker COULD be a bride of Hispanic decent, no?

Sorry, I will go without bacon for 3 days as penance for my mistake.
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Ive been making them pan-fried like an omelette but the ends never quite stick together correctly; and I burn the damn tortillas.

With the Quesadilla Maker (tm), I can focus on the things that count, like getting enough bacon into my quesadilla, rather than, "Did I burn the %*$#@ tortilla again?!"

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A little leakage around the edges, that crisps into a flaky crust = best quesadillas IMHO
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A little leakage around the edges, that crisps into a flaky crust
My mind is entirely fucked...
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Doctors always told me a little leakage is actually a bad thing....
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Maybe my penance is having a greater effect on my perception of reality than I first worried.

So if I THINK about eating my neighbor's bacon, then I have already committed the sin of eating my neighbor's bacon???
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I like to add crumpled up crispy bacon to my oatmeal.
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Doctors always told me a little leakage is actually a bad thing....
The topic of anal leakage would bring this thread to a whole new level.
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The numbskull who put the bacon in this wrap made it too thin... I can barely taste it!
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Everything’s better with a side of bacon — or so we’d like to believe. Just because you’re getting ready for bed doesn’t mean you have to forego your favorite food item.

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We call my niece bacon. We had breakfast and she ordered none. I handed her a piece of mine and her face lit up.

Wait, this is the confession thread, right?
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