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      05-01-2008, 12:57 PM   #23
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I used to hate cats with a passion! I was even allergic to them, until one day my sister brought home a cat from the adoption place. I love the cat now, she plays mini frisbee with me, fetches it and brings it back to me!

Only thing that sucks is their claws FTL
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Some people just cannot handle having an animal around them that they cannot lord over and be "master"...

Cats are awesome but you do have to have a bit of self confidence and understanding.

But yeah, not for you if you've got "something to prove" with your freaking choice of pet. I've seen plenty of idiots walking around with their 200lbs of dumbshit on a leash as yet another bit of compensation for a lack of penis size, social development, clue, etc...

Cats FTW. Unless they are out freaking messing around the neighborhood... That's not cool.
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and you probably hunt wolverines

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i don't like cats either but my wife would love to get one so we have an agreement. if she gets a cat i get to go out and buy a python so basically we cancel each other out and just stick with mans best friend. i will own a dog till the day i die my friend.
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      05-01-2008, 01:50 PM   #27
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Some people just cannot handle having an animal around them that they cannot lord over and be "master"...

Cats are awesome but you do have to have a bit of self confidence and understanding.

But yeah, not for you if you've got "something to prove" with your freaking choice of pet. I've seen plenty of idiots walking around with their 200lbs of dumbshit on a leash as yet another bit of compensation for a lack of penis size, social development, clue, etc...

Cats FTW. Unless they are out freaking messing around the neighborhood... That's not cool.
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i also hate how the pregnant cats cry now that is scary

me? the kinds of animals i like that you can own are dogs, fish, snakes, etc etc
it would be badass to have a tiger but it also wouldnt be too badass the day it eats you
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cats are so damn annoying. they look ugly and act weird.... it freaks me out how they act. i hate getting home at like 3am and seeing my neighbors cat by the front door staring at me. i especially hate when they meow and shit its just creepy. they act weird and move weird too.

dogs are better then cats.... cats suck.
I also hate when I'm at friend's houses and the cats are walking all over the tables, counters, stove, couch etc.

All I can see is this nasty animal mashing it's feet in it's ammonia stinking litterbox filled with kitty dumplings and cat piss before it walks on areas where food will inevitably be placed, and people will inevitably be seated.

How about this: Just scoop out the cat shit, dust it with flour, deep fry it and serve it up?

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and you probably hunt wolverines
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And they always have their doughnut asshole, often with pieces of shit hanging off nearby, sticking out into your face.

Do me a favor, kitty, lick that hoop a couple more times before "lovingly" licking my face. If you get a little cooch in there too, all the better.

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      05-01-2008, 02:19 PM   #32
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And they always have their doughnut asshole, often with pieces of shit hanging off nearby, sticking out into your face.

Do me a favor, kitty, lick that hoop a couple more times before "lovingly" licking my face. If you get a little cooch in there too, all the better.

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I don't know why, but that's hilarious.

Cat's always seem like they want to have sex with your leg. Walking between your legs, pushing their bodies up against it. Then going over to the next person doing the same thing. Cats are the only dumbshits I've seen jump directly into walls because of some light is shinning on it.
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car is pretty damn cute i have to say. have you ever have one urself?
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I hate animals over all...unless it's a Liger, it's pretty much my favorite animal...
true that man....I don't want an animal....I'd reather just save my money and blow it on something else

or if I have to pay to feed something and take it to the doctor every so often, I'd rather it be a kid...at least he'll take care of me when I'm old....where is the dog/cat gonna be? I dunno that's just me
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my vote's for Kip! any dude that can wheel a babe like Lafaunda deserves my vote.
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^^^ Not fair comparison, u picked the ugliest cat to compare to the cutest dog...now compare apples to apples like this dog here



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hey, i like pussy.
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Damnnn! I'm not much of an animal guy, but tigers, lions and other big cats are quite cool. This is just something else though
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Dogs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cats
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Yeah, those don't stop growing do they.
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take a look at this video for instance..... WTF?!?


/agree ! wtf...

Plus I'm allergic to them.

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Cats > Dogs.
I'm with you. I hate dogs with a passion. Such stupid smelly creatures.
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