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      05-07-2008, 02:23 AM   #1
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Master Card Wedding

You got to love this guy...
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.


It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family
and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy

of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
to his bride and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD


A Mastercard Wedding

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      05-07-2008, 05:11 AM   #2
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A proper end to a bad situation. No lawyers fees, no shotgun casings.
Good for him.
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LOL! That ought to teach him to get engaged :biggrin:
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      05-07-2008, 06:12 AM   #4
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HAHA, wow. This is quite the story. Props to the "groom."
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this story has been going around for years. i first read it in and email i got in college ten years ago. never happened.
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This could be done for the internet, Yes!
Master Card!

Walks out...
Through the big doors...
The BMW:135i waiting...
Pulls off a few strings & cans ...
Drives off with his 135i...
With a odd smirk on his face...
Priceless ...

All we have do do is think of the music...hmmm
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http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

I think it never happened .. snopes link above.

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