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08-14-2014, 09:01 AM | #90 | |
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08-14-2014, 09:55 AM | #95 |
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08-14-2014, 10:29 AM | #96 |
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08-14-2014, 11:38 AM | #97 |
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08-14-2014, 11:49 AM | #98 |
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Married and my wife likes cars. She drives a '14 Grand Cherokee Overland Hemi. We took our first date in my Lotus which she didn't really like. Her favorite car I've ever owned was the 2008 VW GTI. Go figure.
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08-14-2014, 11:52 AM | #99 |
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Imagine only being able to have sex with one woman your entire life, then take away that one woman after about 5 or so years and have sex with 0 women for the rest of your life. Marriage.
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08-14-2014, 12:08 PM | #100 |
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you have to learn to marry the right woman...
don't get one that is gross.... don't get one that has potential to get gross...... don't get one that doesn't like the D..... don't get one that can't cook... don't get one that doesn't like to clean.... don't get one that has potential to get gross...... don't get one that is uneducated.... don't get one that's lazy..... don't get one that has potential to get gross...... don't get one that tries to change the kind of person you are.... don't get one from a broken home....... don't get one that has potential to get gross...... don't get one that's in debt but has 14 purses.... don't get one that tries to delegate ANYTHING you do..... don't get one that wears size 5 clothes when she is clearly a size 9...... don't get one that has potential to get gross...... that about sums it up..... |
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08-14-2014, 12:27 PM | #102 | |
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DO NOT, under any circumstances, find a chick that has the potential to get gross..... because the biggest contributor to Erectile Dysfunction is having a gross wife.... find a guy that "allegedly" has ED and introduce him to a chick that looks better than his gross wife and his ED magically disappears..... |
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08-14-2014, 01:18 PM | #103 |
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08-14-2014, 01:50 PM | #104 |
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08-14-2014, 08:46 PM | #108 |
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You married a nympho! Nice find
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08-14-2014, 09:15 PM | #109 |
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I was gonna get married once. It didn't work out because the Russian who was supposed to take the payment never showed up so my bride had to leave with out her payment.
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08-14-2014, 09:21 PM | #110 |
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