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      04-15-2008, 07:07 PM   #1
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Did you bitches pay your taxes on time?

or file?
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taxes? TAXES?!

ask uncle sam to see where the law states: you must pay taxes.

ahah, funny, there isnt one. isnt that great?
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i dont pay tax. i say fuck uncle sam.
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taxes? TAXES?!

ask uncle sam to see where the law states: you must pay taxes.

ahah, funny, there isnt one. isnt that great?
start with the 16th Amendment and Section 1 of the Internal Revenue Code and go from there. Supreme Court has upheld the income tax on multiple occasions. That's just an old tired argument that lands people in jail.

See, you only needed Uncle Grumpy to show you. Uncle Sam is busy tonight collecting taxes from people who don't want to go to Leavenworth and get fucked in the ass with a broken broomstick turned sideways.
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i dont pay tax. i say fuck uncle sam.
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I filed for an extension bitches.
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start with the 16th Amendment and Section 1 of the Internal Revenue Code and go from there. Supreme Court has upheld the income tax on multiple occasions. That's just an old tired argument that lands people in jail.

See, you only needed Uncle Grumpy to show you. Uncle Sam is busy tonight collecting taxes from people who don't want to go to Leavenworth and get fucked in the ass with a broken broomstick turned sideways.
get a good enouh lawyer, and youd be safe. of course, i dont ahve to pay taxes in the first place. jesus ah bless mah country.
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better pay taxes, we don't want all the roads to look like moon craters.
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get a good enouh lawyer, and youd be safe.
prisons are full of people who thought exactly the same thing......
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filed my taxes on feb got my refund within a week, now the refund is gone LOL.
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prisons are full of people who thought exactly the same thing......
I know someone who thought he could avoid the 2nd certainty in life and four years later he found himself in federal prison. On the bright side, he got to read and exercise a lot.

Mailed mine yesterday... 5.7% effective tax rate!
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start with the 16th Amendment and Section 1 of the Internal Revenue Code and go from there. Supreme Court has upheld the income tax on multiple occasions. That's just an old tired argument that lands people in jail.
+1. Just ask Wesley Snipes. Could be facing three years in prison and a five Million dollar fine....
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better pay taxes, we don't want all the roads to look like moon craters.
Does that mean a lot of folks in our area don't pay taxes?
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filed my taxes on feb got my refund within a week, now the refund is gone LOL.
Refund ?? WTF is that ?? I haven't gotten a refund in years. Every year I increase my withholdings, and still have to pay.
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