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      01-29-2010, 11:17 AM   #1
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Its ok - he didn't enjoy the sex either...

bawaaa... man talk about some sluts (visit link to see the pix - or not...)

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False Rape Claim Over Bad Sex
Cops: Tennessee women solicited cigarettes in exchange for liaison

JANUARY 28--Two Tennessee women who accused a man of rape have admitted to cops that they had consensually agreed to sex with him in exchange for a pack of cigarettes. One woman told investigators that the duo filed a phony police report because they "didn't enjoy the sex," according to cops. Jessica Kathleen Alexander, 18, and Tammy Nicole Ortega, 29, were arrested today for filing a false police report. Alexander, top, and Ortega are pictured below in mug shots taken by the Washington County Sheriff's Office. The women had originally claimed that they had been assaulted last night by two men outside a Telford home, according to criminal complaints. But Alexander and Ortega subsequently confessed to having a consensual encounter with a man they had met on a telephone chat line (and who agreed to their sex-for-cigarettes proposition). After recanting the rape claim,

Alexander told cops that they accused the man "because they didn't enjoy the sex," according to a sheriff's news release. Both women are being held in the county lockup in advance of their scheduled arraignment tomorrow morning in Jonesborough Session Court. Police have not identified the accused man, who still could be charged with solicitation in connection with the sex-for-cigarettes arrangement. (3 pages)
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Wow, I know why they didn't enjoy it. Cause after the dude saw them he couldn't get it up...
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Wow, I know why they didn't enjoy it. Cause after the dude saw them he couldn't get it up...

ill 2nd that!

they would be paying me, not the other way around!
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he had sex with them AND bought them a pack of cigarettes... sounds like the women (bad examples of the gender) ripped him off to me.
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Did anyone notice the weight's on those two goon's?? 240 and 290 LOL the guy could have fucked them with a telephone pole and I bet they wouldn't have enjoyed it. He should have bought them a pizza instead. Side note I wonder what he looked like???
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he had sex with them AND bought them a pack of cigarettes... sounds like the women (bad examples of the gender) ripped him off to me.



ya those chicks would have to pay me big bucks to get me near the same bed as them
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Did anyone notice the weight's on those two goon's?? 240 and 290 LOL the guy could have fucked them with a telephone pole and I bet they wouldn't have enjoyed it. He should have bought them a pizza instead. Side note I wonder what he looked like???
me too
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In the future they should let people buy (or maybe issue them for free) brown paper sacks in groups of 3 to 6 to protect the victims who have to read this crap.
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So fat! And the second one looks like a dude.
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