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      12-18-2014, 08:31 AM   #199
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He owes the website a lot of money....this is from the TOS

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      12-18-2014, 01:24 PM   #200
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@mkoesel nice edit to my post yesterday. You need to ban me. LOL

Now, I'm off to go shovel shit against the tide. Toodles.
Why would you want to hang here if we all are so awful? Come on man, get meds, or get laid. I find both solutions work. And yes, it wouldn't take much effort to figure out your identity, but see, no one cares enough.
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      12-18-2014, 02:03 PM   #201
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What if m3ray is actually Litos this whole time??
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      12-18-2014, 02:03 PM   #202
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What if m3ray is actually Litos this whole time??
Woah. What if Litos was Sara this whole time?!
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      12-18-2014, 02:04 PM   #203
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Woah. What if Litos was Sara this whole time?!
What if Sara was shah this whole time?
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      12-18-2014, 02:07 PM   #205
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No, I'm shah. Wait, I had pants in that picture, it must be that the vacuum took them!!!
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      12-18-2014, 02:11 PM   #206
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No, i dont think our Sara would troll us. I miss her...
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      12-18-2014, 02:14 PM   #207
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Litos got banned under his wife's order as a result of all her risqué pics he posted.
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I think the 3 12oz packs of Coke did him in

He was cheating on his wife with that Coke...

I didn't see a happy man in Litos, I saw a man torn between two loves, as he deliberately CHOSE to post pictures of his beloved Coke, his sulky hands trembling, knowing that he faced permanent exclusion if his wife discovered his hidden guilty pleasure...

Poor, poor guy...
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Can't say I blame him, I'd much rather take an eight ball of coke over a nagging woman any time of day....





Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you meannn the beveraggeeee.
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Litos got banned under his wife's order as a result of all her risqué pics he posted.
But the wife knew all along, so we were told.

I would kill if I ever found even a family pic from us from the hubbys fb account, and I always ask if I'm sending any pics to any public viewing, which I've done once.

I wouldn't take it mildly if shots of me almost naked ended up on a car forum. I'm pretty happy that as an extra protection he hasn't got any of that nature, as well as him not having a clue what bimmerpost is.
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      12-18-2014, 06:25 PM   #211
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What if Sara was shah this whole time?


This is getting good....
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Yes? Dude I have been missing him every time. He can keep blaming me but it's not me lol... I am on holiday schedule and don't troll the forums for hours
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What if Shah was Litos' alter ego to experiment vacuuming naked
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When I watch Tickle on Moonshiners I just think of artistic Billup. "I encoded it with my own lack of ability "

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Pic missing!
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      12-29-2014, 11:40 AM   #216
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Where's that tall squishy guy with the weekly updates?
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Where's that tall squishy guy with the weekly updates?
I heard he was taking an AirAsia flight from Surabaya to Singapore







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any volunteers to draw up some pictures?
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But the wife knew all along, so we were told.

I would kill if I ever found even a family pic from us from the hubbys fb account, and I always ask if I'm sending any pics to any public viewing, which I've done once.

I wouldn't take it mildly if shots of me almost naked ended up on a car forum. I'm pretty happy that as an extra protection he hasn't got any of that nature, as well as him not having a clue what bimmerpost is.
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We are all waiting for your pics.....
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We are all waiting for your pics.....
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