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      11-06-2014, 09:04 AM   #1167
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Just start smoking pot instead.
I actually thought about doing that, but I think I'd rather just do a complete cleanse over the next month. No alcohol, no drugs, start eating better, drink more water and cranberry juice (the real stuff, yuck), and start exercising and getting out a lot more.
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      11-06-2014, 10:41 AM   #1168
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I didn't get drunk, but I did come up with a new name for the drink I did have. I'm diabetic so can't really drink beers or mixed drinks because of the carbs.

Diabetic Cadillac: shot of Tres Generacion tequila with a splash of Gran Marnier on top. Couldn't get them to salt the rim, but that would have been the complete package.
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      11-06-2014, 11:24 PM   #1169
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      11-07-2014, 09:50 PM   #1171
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Post designated for later rebuttal of self when I start to disagree with my first retraction of statement from my earlier post...
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      11-25-2014, 10:04 PM   #1172
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Jesus christ you guys get weird af when you all get drunk
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      11-25-2014, 10:27 PM   #1174
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Jesus christ you guys get weird af when you all get drunk
I have to poop
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I have to poop
Hold up, lemme get some graham crackers and marshmallows
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      11-26-2014, 08:11 AM   #1176
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Jesus christ you guys get weird af when you all get drunk
What happens to you, do you become more normal?

Do you turn into a British Sir when you get drunk?
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What happens to you, do you become more normal?

Do you turn into a British Sir when you get drunk?
Ye Olde Englishman Squishy, esquire.
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Ye Olde Englishman Squishy, esquire.
Ello matey, it looks as if some ol bloke done dropped a wheezle in me carbonated beverage! Oh bloody hell!
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      11-26-2014, 08:19 AM   #1179
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Ello matey, it looks as if some ol bloke done dropped a wheezle in me carbonated beverage! Oh bloody hell!
Bollocks! The crisps in this pub are knackered, I say. Time to bugger off. Cheerio!
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      11-26-2014, 10:01 PM   #1181
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Oh lol Billup.

on the other news, this day deserves a beer ending.
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      11-30-2014, 07:14 PM   #1182
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Oh lol Billup.

on the other news, this day deserves a beer ending.
So does today @lups , so does today
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So does today @lups , so does today
What happened? My day was interesting but long, I can't believe I made it through alive with no pneumonia
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      12-20-2014, 12:17 AM   #1184
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Went to a Christmas dinner with my dads lions club. Put away at least 5 jack and diet. I know the one guy who always donates grand prize raffle jewelry. I went to his store this afternoon and spent 7 bills on some emerald earrings for the wife.n guess who's raffle ticket was drawn for the 6 bill topaz earrings tonight??????
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      12-21-2014, 11:45 AM   #1185
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I'm gonna bet it was Uncle Weeds raffle ticket, because you're wife is THAT lucky
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It's been too long since I've been here. But hey, I'm drunk! Happy New Year! 😂 Bringing it in with sex with strangers and WAY too much liquor. Also being responsible and not going near the new car! Hope you guys are having a good time. Miss you guys! I need to start posting more, lol.
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Nice glass of cum you got there.
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