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DesiGUY · 06-13-2007, 12:32 PM

Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

"I am in no way a violent person". -Amanda Monti

BMW F22 · 06-13-2007, 12:36 PM

wow that's just about the must disgusting thing I've heard.
That bitch should have her vagina sealed shut.

DesiGUY · 06-13-2007, 12:39 PM

Her Pic:

http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal...d_penis/5.html

Breaking news: Her boyfriend felt that hez Ripped off!

scottwww · 06-13-2007, 01:25 PM

She's a nut case!

KL2DC · 06-13-2007, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by scottwww

She's a nut case!

Johnny Lin · 06-13-2007, 01:47 PM

Disgusting, WTF!

e92phreak · 06-13-2007, 01:59 PM

That's just sick.

Dleo · 06-13-2007, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DesiGUY

Her Pic:

http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal...d_penis/5.html

Breaking news: Her boyfriend felt that hez Ripped off!

she looks like a nut...

icewatersoda · 06-13-2007, 02:12 PM

rippin it out is one thing .. yea you wanna hurt him....

but swallowing it, before spitting it back out????

shragon · 06-13-2007, 02:28 PM

tragic

DesiGUY · 06-13-2007, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by scottwww

She's a nut case!

more of a Nut Job!

Neema · 06-13-2007, 03:07 PM

shes nuts! that bitch it crazy. But what I want to know is this: was he just chilling at the party and then she was trying to get on to him and he was like naww bitch, and she just pulled his pants down real quick and did the grab/pull/rip? Or was it while they were messing around in a room together. And damn man.....i know those things arent on there all that tight......but to rip one off.......HAHA geez....I just gave em a tad bit of a tug and i just cant imagine how you could ripped it off, wow omg she's crazy

e90fanatic · 06-13-2007, 03:17 PM

why the fuk did she tried to SWALLOW the testicle???????????????????? then another friend handed it back??? wtf???

darkcloud · 06-13-2007, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Boost_Nation

i know those things arent on there all that tight......but to rip one off.......HAHA geez....I just gave em a tad bit of a tug and i just cant imagine how you could ripped it off, wow omg she's crazy

You really want to test that out huh?

You're crazy

e90fanatic · 06-13-2007, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by darkcloud

You really want to test that out huh?

You're crazy

oh and...did u try pulling harder?

Coldintake · 06-13-2007, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by e90fanatic

why the fuk did she tried to SWALLOW the testicle???????????????????? then another friend handed it back??? wtf???

I die LAUGHING every time I read that quote.

Neema · 06-13-2007, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by e90fanatic

oh and...did u try pulling harder?

HAHAHA come now guys, I didnt try to rip em off haha, I didnt even pull, just a bit of tug....almost as much movement as an itch. Anyway, I cant even imagine what that would be like, and quite frankly I dont want to imagine it haha.

e90fanatic · 06-13-2007, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Boost_Nation

HAHAHA come now guys, I didnt try to rip em off haha, I didnt even pull, just a bit of tug....almost as much movement as an itch. Anyway, I cant even imagine what that would be like, and quite frankly I dont want to imagine it haha.

18LLC · 06-13-2007, 04:32 PM

wo+man=woman

which means, woman=!.

bartman32 · 06-13-2007, 04:55 PM

No way... Don't believe it!

GraphiteBrawler · 06-13-2007, 04:59 PM

Thats absolutely disgusting.

My nuts literally hurt ever so slightly reading that.

DrewKo · 06-13-2007, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by GraphiteBrawler

Thats absolutely disgusting.

My nuts literally hurt ever so slightly reading that.

+1; my groin and stomach hurt after reading that article. I guess the good news is that he had 2 to begin with, so still has one left. LOL.

Here you are 'ol chap....this testy belongs to you. ROFL.

06-13-2007, 12:32 PM	#1
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Neema Major General 788 Rep 7,246 Posts Drives: a few BMWs Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: SoCal iTrader: (12)	shes nuts! that bitch it crazy. But what I want to know is this: was he just chilling at the party and then she was trying to get on to him and he was like naww bitch, and she just pulled his pants down real quick and did the grab/pull/rip? Or was it while they were messing around in a room together. And damn man.....i know those things arent on there all that tight......but to rip one off.......HAHA geez....I just gave em a tad bit of a tug and i just cant imagine how you could ripped it off, wow omg she's crazy __________________ LTMW Widebody+1M front bumper+Slek CF Lip\|M3 Hood\|StopTech BBK\|M-Sport Rear Bumper+DD CF Diffuser\|Custom Recaro Seats\|KW V2\|BavX LS3\|M3 Side Skirts+Custom CF Lip\|BBS CHR 19x10.5+BBS Lugs\|LCI Taillights\|RD Sport Anti-Sway Bars\|GIAC S2\|ER Intercooler+CF Shroud+Charge Pipe\|Tial BOV\|Injen Intake\|MS downpipes\|Custom Exhaust\|BMS Oil Catch Can\|M3 DCT wheel+TiD CF Paddles\|BMW CF Trunk Spoiler\|Aluminum Pedals
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