[UncleWede]

I wouldn't try to crank a tractor once the ground froze, I'd hitch up a horse to jump-start it then. But those metal seats, I prefer the oscopy!

[UncleWede]

My filter has actually increased, as I become more sensitive to how I can affect people with just words. But I'm only 48, so there is still time.

[ShopVac]

48 = geezer Hell, 50 is the new 30.

Since you probably don't recall man landing on the moon (live) the first time around, I refuse to ask you and questions at this point.

[MiddleAgedAl]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Back from my nap, have a few minutes before I head off for my senior dinner special, IF I can find my pants

Do you have any tips or tricks to help me find where I left my pants?

Or my teeth ?




wait.... what was the question again?

[davis449]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Back from my nap, have a few minutes before I head off for my senior dinner special, IF I can find my pants

I don't have to pee unless I drink milk before bed. My godfather has had to quit doing things he loves because has to get up so often at night.

Had oscopy done, the preparation for a diabetic is rough. I found it oddly not uncomfortable I had to have one done with a barium contrast, holding it in was the worst part.

Before the internet was black and white, you had to dial up at 28.8 to download still photos of pron. Or play online games. "Choosy perverts choose GIF"

Ok, I am crying "Geezer Fraud"! This doesn't qualify you as being old! This whole thread is bullshit!


Wait...maybe it is old...that means...

[upstatedoc]

[Bobble]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

My filter has actually increased, as I become more sensitive to how I can affect people with just words. But I'm only 48, so there is still time.

Hell I'm your senior so maybe I should start a Ask Father time thread!

If I may I'll add my aged perceptions to some of these:

Yes I get up once a night, better than using the night stands to pee.
Filter has increased because frankly I don't want to entertain anyone's opinions anymore.
Had one colonoscopy at 50, no big deal but prep did suck.
Have not met Jesus or the Virgin Mary, I'm pretty sure I will be taking the southern route in the after life.
Speakeasy I know nothing of but if you want to discuss partying in the late 60's and 70's been there done all of it.
The internet was never black and white, ask Al Gore.
How much is in my retirement fund, not enough. Ex wife took most of it.

I forget all the other questions

[UncleWede]

I know 48 only qualifies me for geezer-Dom for most of the 20-something's. But I keep seeing all these #whippersnappers who don't know nothing about Vicks on their nipples etc

Sorry Al. I can't find mine, I certainly can't find yours

[E90-F30]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I know 48 only qualifies me for geezer-Dom for most of the 20-something's. But I keep seeing all these #whippersnappers who don't know nothing about Vicks on their nipples etc

Sorry Al. I can't find mine, I certainly can't find yours

Vicks on your nipples?
Is that like gold bond on your balls sensation?

[Billup]

First time I ever saw boobs, my grandfather was a painter that actually did some awesome work, but was in a run down apartment in Warren MI. Early 90's.


Can someone tell me what painted porn was like? Do you feel like the gates of heaven have opened up since the invention of the "video camera" and "internet"?

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by ShopVac

48 = geezer Hell, 50 is the new 30.

Since you probably don't recall man landing on the moon (live) the first time around, I refuse to ask you and questions at this point.

I even remember when Tricky Dick interrupted my swim lesson to abdicate the throne

[Billup]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I even remember when Tricky Dick interrupted my swim lesson to abdicate the throne

I saw a sticker the other day that said;

"Racing makes my Dick Trickle"

[squishy]

Will you marry me?

[UncleWede]

I only have my license to marry on my father's boat.

"Marriages performed by the captain of this vessel are good for the duration of the voyage only."

[Bobble]

I have a boy scout award somewhere signed by Tricky Dicky.
I remember coming home from kindergarten when Kennedy was shot.
Porn has been photo driven forever, has no one watched Deadwood?
I have no idea what Vicks on your nipples was but do remember castor oil and vaporizers with Vicks in it.

Fawk remembering all this is depressing.

[UncleWede]

Be happy Bobble, the memory is the second thing to go. I'm stoked I can remember even the street where I was taking my swim lessons, if not the lady's name.

Now if I could just remember where my freaking pants were . . .

[Billup]

I'm 24 and I can assure you that my memory is probably worse than any of yours.


I can barely remember what I had for breakfast today.

[Billup]

This is how bad my memory is. My boss told me I had unused vacation time to burn up this year and told me to take the 12th and 19th off. I was like, fuck yah matey.

Well, today is the fucking 12th. I didn't need to be here. So now I guess I could use it on Monday instead. I literally just thought of this about 10 minutes ago, 7 hours into my work day.


That's the life of Billup. Forget to stay home from work. How the fuck does that happen.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Be happy Bobble, the memory is the second thing to go. I'm stoked I can remember even the street where I was taking my swim lessons, if not the lady's name.

Now if I could just remember where my freaking pants were . . .

Where are my paaaaaants?

No one with kids gets that reference?

[UncleWede]

#whippersnappers

I haven't even seen Lego movie yet, so my vision is a bit different than yours. I see a guy with loafers, black socks with stirrups, a long sleeve dress shirt under a wool sweater, and tighty-whiteys

[MYovichZ4]

What was it like playing the first video game?

[ShopVac]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

#whippersnappers

I'm old enough, that when I see what you have above, I question why you want to pound whippersnappers.