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01-29-2008, 04:18 PM | #68 | |
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one time in vegas casino restroom, a guy just let a huge one rip and another guy yelled out "DAMNNNN!!". i swear, i could not stop laughing
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01-29-2008, 11:04 PM | #69 |
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I fart near my girlfriend all the time. She does her normal "gross" thing but its all in good fun. This is the girl i'm going to marry so I think farting should not be an issue.
She has yet to fart though, I dont even think she poops.
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01-29-2008, 11:45 PM | #71 |
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I swear to god, do girls ever use the toilet? Doesn't look like it imo
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01-30-2008, 03:48 PM | #72 |
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I fart and blame it on my wife. "Man that's gross, don't you have any respect?" "Aren't you at least going to say excuse me?" "Hey that stinks!" "Why are you always farting?" The first time I did it she totally thought I was serious and got defensive now she just does the same thing to me!
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01-30-2008, 06:06 PM | #74 |
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We assume you are a girl....
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01-30-2008, 06:16 PM | #75 |
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Darn I just wasted 4.78 minutes of my life reading this thread.
But hey now i have a conversation starter. "So what do YOU think about farting?"
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01-30-2008, 06:17 PM | #76 |
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Oh btw maybe you should put up a poll on how many people fart in front of others.
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01-31-2008, 07:42 PM | #77 |
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who takes a dump at work? And who answers their cell on the toilet? I have done it in the past but I heard somebody talking on the phone behind the stall and I was like this is f-ed up. The guy worked in my office...
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03-06-2008, 12:22 AM | #82 |
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i just wasted 9:58,no idea why i read it twice
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03-06-2008, 12:33 AM | #84 |
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we both hid it at first, but now it's anything goes.
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03-06-2008, 12:40 AM | #85 |
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03-06-2008, 02:20 AM | #87 |
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After the second time my gf and I had sex we took a shower together and I clenched my buttcheeks tight and laid a huge watery duck call on her leg. She immediately followed up with a titty twister, I then knew it was
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03-06-2008, 02:30 AM | #88 |
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I'm ROFL after reading this thread.
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