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      04-23-2014, 03:00 PM   #221
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      04-23-2014, 03:18 PM   #222
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This might be a 3rdworld problem but I have to go home to my wife. All of a sudden I think I need to work late.
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This might be a 3rdworld problem but I have to go home to my wife. All of a sudden I think I need to work late.
Oh man I remember those days, feel for ya man
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      04-24-2014, 08:12 AM   #226
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My girlfriend wants to buy a new car, but the 2014 Cayman is a tad pricey. She might have to get a used one instead, which would be the older body style (the interior is not as nice).
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I came into work feeling great, drank my typical medium coffee, and life took over. I now feel the urge to drop a duce, however, the stalls here at the plant are less than favorable (cheap standard plastic with no amenities), and of course have been claimed by some HUGE asses that I wish to not think about.

Now I have to pain stakingly attack this 8 hour work day until I can get home to my NOVA-1000 Bidet Top with heating so I can defecate comfortably.
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I cant decide whether I want sushi or pasta for lunch.
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      04-24-2014, 11:32 AM   #229
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This might be a 3rdworld problem but I have to go home to my wife. All of a sudden I think I need to work late.
Oh man I remember those days, feel for ya man
Actually late night wasn't so bad, cracked open the mini bar at work and there's a hot girl in my group that stays late too
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      04-24-2014, 01:52 PM   #230
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I cant decide whether I want sushi or pasta for lunch.
you're pregnant, get both.
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      04-25-2014, 05:04 PM   #231
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This might be a 3rdworld problem but I have to go home to my wife. All of a sudden I think I need to work late.
My wife has been in Paris since the day after Easter...turns out I no longer have 1st world problems. Life's good

Party ends tomorrow though, and I'll be back on the bitch train
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      04-25-2014, 06:55 PM   #232
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you're pregnant, get both.

i lol'd for some reason, i'm not sure why.
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      04-27-2014, 09:17 AM   #233
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I have a problem with my Muller Greek yogurts.

I like to eat the yogurt at the coffee table when I watch TV. So I usually take the yogurt from the fridge and a spoon and sit down. THEN I peel off the top wrapper. But when you peel off the top wrapper it curls up and there is yogurt on the bottom of it. So you can't put it down on the coffee table without getting yogurt on the table (then you'd have to get a paper towel and wipe it off). So before I eat my yogurt I have to get up and go over to the trash can to dispose of the wrapper. If you peel off the wrapper only 90% and leave it attached to the cup, it gets in the way of eating the yogurt. Sometimes you get a little bit on the handle of the spoon. Now the only way to help my sad life is to break this habit of sitting down before taking the wrapper off the yogurt.
Just lick the wrapper before putting it down. You are welcome
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In the process of making a sandwich, I noticed the only remaining pieces of bread in one loaf were two ends and a single center; I had to open up another whole loaf to get the second center piece to complete the sandwich.
Why are the ends of the bread even included? I can't use them to make a sandwich. Someone is going to hear about this.
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Why are the ends of the bread even included? I can't use them to make a sandwich. Someone is going to hear about this.
Duh! So you can Frisbee them out the window for the birds.
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      04-29-2014, 07:09 PM   #237
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I forgot my Bose headphones and had to listen with my regular iPhone headphones... Not cool.
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      04-29-2014, 07:11 PM   #238
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I forgot my Bose headphones and had to listen with my regular iPhone headphones... Not cool.
I HATE when that happens...
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I forgot my Bose headphones and had to listen with my regular iPhone headphones... Not cool.
I had to listen to a friends Bose home theater instead of my Klipsch setup. It was painful.
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      04-30-2014, 09:44 AM   #241
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