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      08-27-2014, 02:37 PM   #23
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Sorry, but you need an Infinity for that. The G-Sedan.
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      08-27-2014, 03:14 PM   #25
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Sorry, but you need an Infinity for that. The G-Sedan.
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      08-28-2014, 02:31 PM   #30
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Anyone have an English translation?
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      08-28-2014, 03:05 PM   #31
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what, you mean AgentAvalos didn't create this thread???!!!?
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      08-28-2014, 03:51 PM   #35
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This is possibly the stupidest thread ever.
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      08-28-2014, 04:09 PM   #36
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      08-30-2014, 10:41 PM   #37
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Not surprised one bit this is a thatrwd thread...
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      08-30-2014, 11:22 PM   #38
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      08-31-2014, 01:28 PM   #40
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How do u know she ain't a virgin? She could be faking it, just sayin.
maybe op is the virgin?
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      08-31-2014, 01:51 PM   #41
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I almost died of laughter. Still no idea what the hell I'm reading but this quote is one of my favorite made by Clarkson.
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maybe op is the virgin?
so what ur saying is the op's ass is a virgin and he wants to do something about it?..............
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OP is a virgin if he thinks a 335 would get a 40 year old woman excited.
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      09-02-2014, 10:59 PM   #44
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I'm not going to lie this title def got my attention
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