Introduction

CroBimmer · 01-20-2011, 10:27 AM

Hi to you, Ladies & Gentlemen!

Hope this is the proper place for my introductory post. Since I'm just a few days from getting my hands on a Bimmer, I figured it might be nice for me to join BMW owners/lovers forum.

Wish me a warm welcome!

Feyd · 01-20-2011, 10:30 AM

No.

j/k... welcome to OT. You really should have a stronger first post... how about some boobies?

CroBimmer · 01-20-2011, 10:40 AM

I was about to accept your challenge when I read the thing I was supposed to read BEFORE my first post, something about "Absolutely no porn allowed!".

Pity. I was just about to make an impact.

P.S. Thank you for the welcome

Feyd · 01-20-2011, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by CroBimmer

I was about to accept your challenge when I read the thing I was supposed to read BEFORE my first post, something about "Absolutely no porn allowed!".

Pity. I was just about to make an impact.

P.S. Thank you for the welcome

Oh, you can still make an impact.... check out this thread. Just because you can't show nudity, doesn't mean you can't share.

CroBimmer · 01-20-2011, 10:49 AM

That's what I call a jumpstart. Only my second post here, and already I'm directed to probably most interesting thread around.

Tell me, do you reckon any of them would fall for a Bimmer?

Blake · 01-20-2011, 11:07 AM

CroBimmer · 01-20-2011, 11:11 AM

Indeed. I probably need to grind a little to gain me some experience.

Tondtar · 01-20-2011, 11:19 AM

Bonus point for saying, "Bimmer" and not "Beammer" ....But remember to never use that "Joy" tag line

CollinsE90 · 01-20-2011, 11:36 AM

If you need any advice just ask Tondtar, he has been here for 126 years. When he first started you had to send smoke signals to post.

Tondtar · 01-20-2011, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

If you need any advice just ask Tondtar, he has been here for 126 years. When he first started you had to send smoke signals to post.

Correction : "Cave paintings" ...Fire came way later. No smoke signals back then. You guys have it easy now with your BlackBerries, iPhones and shit

CroBimmer · 01-20-2011, 11:49 AM

@Tondtar: I'll try to remember that about the 'Joy'. Oh, and you won't hear/see me say/write "Beamer". It's a bloody car, not Star Trek Enterprise. Bimm me up, Scotty!

@CollinsE90: Now that's an idea! I think I would be better off using smoke signals than this ingenious smartphone virtual keyboard. It would take less time to chop some wood, light a fire and buy a damn carpet.

Edit: See? While I was typing on this crap, Tondtar read my mind 'bout the smartphones!

CollinsE90 · 01-20-2011, 11:51 AM

I picture Tondtar at the top of a mountain with a long white beard, its a 3 day journey to get to the top of the mountain to see the old wise man, you must bring a gift of meat or hash in order to ask a question, and you answer a question with a question that makes zero sense. But because you are the wise man I must nod thank you and walk away. Only to realize I killed an animal for absolutely fucking nothing, and wasted 3 days for some bull shit

Tondtar · 01-20-2011, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I picture Tondtar at the top of a mountain with a long white beard, its a 3 day journey to get to the top of the mountain to see the old wise man, you must bring a gift of meat or hash in order to ask a question, and you answer a question with a question that makes zero sense. But because you are the wise man I must nod thank you and walk away. Only to realize I killed an animal for absolutely fucking nothing, and wasted 3 days for some bull shit

Yes, my son ...What troubles you this time?

CroBimmer · 01-20-2011, 12:03 PM

Oh Wise Man, I have a question that burdens my tortured mind...

Is Joy timeless, is Joy BMW?

Tondtar · 01-20-2011, 12:05 PM

Yes, my son....Joy can be timeless. Of course, it only lasts until someone is exposed as a troll. Then it will be nothing but mayhem and sorrow

Stay safe and friction free, my son.

Blake · 01-20-2011, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

until someone is exposed as a troll

i'm putting money on this...

CroBimmer · 01-20-2011, 12:09 PM

Thank you, Wise One...

Can I have my dead rabbit back now?

01-20-2011, 10:27 AM	#1
CroBimmer New Member 9 Rep 12 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Croatia iTrader: (0)	Introduction Hi to you, Ladies & Gentlemen! Hope this is the proper place for my introductory post. Since I'm just a few days from getting my hands on a Bimmer, I figured it might be nice for me to join BMW owners/lovers forum. Wish me a warm welcome!
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Feyd Major 348 Rep 1,288 Posts Drives: a DEEZZULL Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (2)	No. j/k... welcome to OT. You really should have a stronger first post... how about some boobies?
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01-20-2011, 10:40 AM	#3
CroBimmer New Member 9 Rep 12 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Croatia iTrader: (0)	I was about to accept your challenge when I read the thing I was supposed to read BEFORE my first post, something about "Absolutely no porn allowed!". Pity. I was just about to make an impact. P.S. Thank you for the welcome
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01-20-2011, 10:49 AM	#5
CroBimmer New Member 9 Rep 12 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Croatia iTrader: (0)	That's what I call a jumpstart. Only my second post here, and already I'm directed to probably most interesting thread around. Tell me, do you reckon any of them would fall for a Bimmer?
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01-20-2011, 11:11 AM	#7
CroBimmer New Member 9 Rep 12 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Croatia iTrader: (0)	Indeed. I probably need to grind a little to gain me some experience.
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01-20-2011, 11:19 AM	#8
Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1078 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	Bonus point for saying, "Bimmer" and not "Beammer" ....But remember to never use that "Joy" tag line
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CollinsE90 Where my bitches 743 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	If you need any advice just ask Tondtar, he has been here for 126 years. When he first started you had to send smoke signals to post. __________________
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01-20-2011, 11:49 AM	#11
CroBimmer New Member 9 Rep 12 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Croatia iTrader: (0)	@Tondtar: I'll try to remember that about the 'Joy'. Oh, and you won't hear/see me say/write "Beamer". It's a bloody car, not Star Trek Enterprise. Bimm me up, Scotty! @CollinsE90: Now that's an idea! I think I would be better off using smoke signals than this ingenious smartphone virtual keyboard. It would take less time to chop some wood, light a fire and buy a damn carpet. Edit: See? While I was typing on this crap, Tondtar read my mind 'bout the smartphones!
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01-20-2011, 11:51 AM	#12
CollinsE90 Where my bitches 743 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	I picture Tondtar at the top of a mountain with a long white beard, its a 3 day journey to get to the top of the mountain to see the old wise man, you must bring a gift of meat or hash in order to ask a question, and you answer a question with a question that makes zero sense. But because you are the wise man I must nod thank you and walk away. Only to realize I killed an animal for absolutely fucking nothing, and wasted 3 days for some bull shit __________________
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01-20-2011, 12:03 PM	#14
CroBimmer New Member 9 Rep 12 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Croatia iTrader: (0)	Oh Wise Man, I have a question that burdens my tortured mind... Is Joy timeless, is Joy BMW?
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01-20-2011, 12:05 PM	#15
Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1078 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	Yes, my son....Joy can be timeless. Of course, it only lasts until someone is exposed as a troll. Then it will be nothing but mayhem and sorrow Stay safe and friction free, my son.
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01-20-2011, 12:09 PM	#17
CroBimmer New Member 9 Rep 12 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Croatia iTrader: (0)	Thank you, Wise One... Can I have my dead rabbit back now?
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