Quote/sayings thread

Year's_End · 01-27-2009, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jh valley

"lifes not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman. you only call her a bitch because she wouldnt let you get that pussy"

"Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests, or maybe you're just an asshole who couldn't sweet talk the princess"

good quote man. +1 respect points.

SPC LV · 01-27-2009, 07:47 PM

Confucius say, man with big dick is cocky.

Heinzftw · 01-27-2009, 11:42 PM

"every man is leader of his own expedition"

"he who wanders with no purpose has no purpose to wander"
Both from my beer commercial post!

Tondtar · 01-28-2009, 12:07 AM

"Brownie, You’re Doing A Heck Of A Job" -You know who

SoYank · 01-28-2009, 04:23 PM

Yabba Dabba Doo - F. Flintstone

MadDog · 01-28-2009, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPC LV

Confucius say, man with big dick is cocky.

Or this one:

Confucius say, "Woman who fly upside down have hairy crack up"

pdeacon · 01-28-2009, 06:13 PM

"whoever said 'money isnt everything' didnt have any"

"its ok to look back, just dont stare"

"you cant make chicken salad out of chicken sh*t"

JOSG328I · 01-28-2009, 06:16 PM

"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an asshole"

Tondtar · 02-02-2009, 06:07 PM

“My advice to you is to get married; if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if you don’t, you’ll become a philosopher.”

- Socrates

m3power13 · 05-29-2009, 05:28 PM

BUMP

Tondtar · 05-29-2009, 05:36 PM

"Jesus never saved a robot"

- Unknown (to me, at least)

hks786 · 05-29-2009, 07:30 PM

'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."

hks786 · 05-29-2009, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dr.jay

Obviously you've never seen Goodfellas

Speaking of Goodfellas:

"Now go home and get your fuckin' shine-box" lol. The best part was "You think I'm funny?...how the fuck am I funny?"

solefald · 05-29-2009, 07:40 PM

Everybody needs money, that's why they call it money.

Lend me your brain, I'm building at idiot.

С дури можно и хуй сломать (sorry, if i translate this one it will lose its meaning)

taliesen · 05-29-2009, 10:19 PM

These go to eleven - Nigel Tufnel

Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions, out of fear of some intangible parent figure who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you. " - Loki

Heinzftw · 05-30-2009, 05:21 AM

These are great!

Seminole · 05-30-2009, 10:27 AM

"A pinch is a device which creates, like, a cardiac arrest for any broadband electrical circuitry. Better yet, a pinch is a bomb - now, but without the bomb. See, when a nuclear weapon detonates, it unleashes an electromagnetic pulse which shuts down any power source within its blast radius. Now that tends not to matter in most cases, because the nuclear weapon usually destroys anything you might need power for anyway. But see, a pinch creates a similar electromagnetic pulse, but without the fuss of mass destruction and death. So instead of Hiroshima, you'd be getting the seventeenth century." -Basher, Ocean's 11

"Our founding fathers, in their infinite foresight, decided to create the United States on the opposite side of the planet from everywhere we fight. The result is we have to travel thousands of miles just to make it close to the battle zone, making the Military's logistical planning easier." Some guy on the History Channel

"Right after the 2002 Pats roared into the locker room with a 14-3 lead and had the Superdome buzzing, U2 roared out and sang "Beautiful Day." It was a seminal moment for every Patriots fan in the building. If you could have picked anything to happen at that specific moment to capture what everyone was feeling, you would have brought U2 out to sing "Beautiful Day." I remember thinking to myself, "Every time I hear this song for the rest of my life, I'm going to think about this game."

Six years later, I was standing there watching Petty sing "Free Fallin'" and thinking, "Good God, is this the Bizarro Beautiful Day?"" - Bill Simmons (ESPN)

eVitO · 05-30-2009, 01:03 PM

Life's a bitch, but God forbid that bitch divorce me.
- Nas

Solonng · 05-30-2009, 03:49 PM

"Be greedy when others are fearful", Warren E. Buffett

Hawker 800XP · 05-30-2009, 04:59 PM

The American Indian is a good example of what happens when you don’t control immigration.

Blake · 05-30-2009, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawker 800XP

The American Indian is a good example of what happens when you don’t control immigration.

LOL

Scorpion · 05-30-2009, 09:05 PM

"If you don't take risks in life, your not living it."

Anyone know if someone said this?

01-27-2009, 07:47 PM	#90
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01-27-2009, 11:42 PM	#91
Heinzftw Major 295 Rep 1,201 Posts Drives: 2000 Civic+2008 Accord Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: San Jose, Cali iTrader: (0)	"every man is leader of his own expedition" "he who wanders with no purpose has no purpose to wander" Both from my beer commercial post!
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01-28-2009, 12:07 AM	#92
Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1078 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	"Brownie, You’re Doing A Heck Of A Job" -You know who
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01-28-2009, 06:13 PM	#95
pdeacon Private 18 Rep 90 Posts Drives: '08 335xi cpe Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: cape cod iTrader: (1)	"whoever said 'money isnt everything' didnt have any" "its ok to look back, just dont stare" "you cant make chicken salad out of chicken sht" __________________ 08 335 xi coupe* black saph/black w/wood-loaded/step/staggered full aero kit/M3 lip spoiler/ACS roof spoiler/35% madico tint/painted reflectors H&R ss/19" Breyton Race GTS's/carbon fiber roundels/HW V1
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01-28-2009, 06:16 PM	#96
JOSG328I First Lieutenant 18 Rep 377 Posts Drives: 2007 328I Sedan Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Huntington Beach iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 328I [0.00]	"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an asshole"
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02-02-2009, 06:07 PM	#97
Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1078 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	“My advice to you is to get married; if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if you don’t, you’ll become a philosopher.” - Socrates
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05-29-2009, 05:28 PM	#98
m3power13 Lieutenant 111 Rep 531 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Stripper Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Raleigh, NC iTrader: (0)	BUMP __________________ E92 M3 - Alpine White - Carbon Roof - 6 SPD - Speed Cloth - No NAV/EDC - Meisterschaft - Signature Forged
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05-29-2009, 05:36 PM	#99
Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1078 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	"Jesus never saved a robot" - Unknown (to me, at least)
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05-29-2009, 07:30 PM	#100
hks786 Major General 2169 Rep 5,364 Posts Drives: * Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." __________________
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05-29-2009, 07:40 PM	#102
solefald Nigerian Prince 385 Rep 2,180 Posts Drives: '11 F25 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: San Diego, CA iTrader: (2) Garage List '11 BMW F25 [0.00]	Everybody needs money, that's why they call it money. Lend me your brain, I'm building at idiot. С дури можно и хуй сломать (sorry, if i translate this one it will lose its meaning) __________________ http://soundcloud.com/djtchort
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05-29-2009, 10:19 PM	#103
taliesen Self Imposed Exile 17 Rep 228 Posts Drives: 09 E90 328i Join Date: May 2009 Location: DFW, TX iTrader: (1)	These go to eleven - Nigel Tufnel Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions, out of fear of some intangible parent figure who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you. " - Loki __________________ 2009 E90 328i - Space Gray / Black-Ette / Aluminum / 6MT / Xenons / BT / iPod / Legal Tints / Blue and White CF Roundels / Clear Bra / Done Modding (daily driver)
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05-30-2009, 10:27 AM	#105
Seminole Colonel 448 Rep 2,032 Posts Drives: Red Flyer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: 38.8977° N, 77.0366° W iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 E90 328i [7.00]	"A pinch is a device which creates, like, a cardiac arrest for any broadband electrical circuitry. Better yet, a pinch is a bomb - now, but without the bomb. See, when a nuclear weapon detonates, it unleashes an electromagnetic pulse which shuts down any power source within its blast radius. Now that tends not to matter in most cases, because the nuclear weapon usually destroys anything you might need power for anyway. But see, a pinch creates a similar electromagnetic pulse, but without the fuss of mass destruction and death. So instead of Hiroshima, you'd be getting the seventeenth century." -Basher, Ocean's 11 "Our founding fathers, in their infinite foresight, decided to create the United States on the opposite side of the planet from everywhere we fight. The result is we have to travel thousands of miles just to make it close to the battle zone, making the Military's logistical planning easier." Some guy on the History Channel "Right after the 2002 Pats roared into the locker room with a 14-3 lead and had the Superdome buzzing, U2 roared out and sang "Beautiful Day." It was a seminal moment for every Patriots fan in the building. If you could have picked anything to happen at that specific moment to capture what everyone was feeling, you would have brought U2 out to sing "Beautiful Day." I remember thinking to myself, "Every time I hear this song for the rest of my life, I'm going to think about this game." Six years later, I was standing there watching Petty sing "Free Fallin'" and thinking, "Good God, is this the Bizarro Beautiful Day?"" - Bill Simmons (ESPN) __________________
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05-30-2009, 01:03 PM	#106
eVitO trollololol 148 Rep 878 Posts Drives: Too slow Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Los Angeles/UCSD iTrader: (0)	Life's a bitch, but God forbid that bitch divorce me. - Nas Last edited by eVitO; 05-30-2009 at 03:16 PM..
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05-30-2009, 03:49 PM	#107
Solonng Captain 110 Rep 829 Posts Drives: Monacco Blue 335i coupe Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Florida iTrader: (0)	"Be greedy when others are fearful", Warren E. Buffett
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05-30-2009, 04:59 PM	#108
Hawker 800XP Enlisted Member 0 Rep 31 Posts Drives: Z4 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Monterey, CA iTrader: (0)	The American Indian is a good example of what happens when you don’t control immigration.
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05-30-2009, 09:05 PM	#110
Scorpion Major 162 Rep 1,210 Posts Drives: Nothing Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Nowhere iTrader: (0)	"If you don't take risks in life, your not living it." Anyone know if someone said this?
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