What to do with the missus?

Matt2008 · 03-01-2010, 03:44 PM

Kind of a Dear Deirdre story...

I have a 335d and C63 AMG and missus has an 06 Volvo V50 T5 which needs some work (service, new brakes, tyres etc) so we decide to trade it in as we need a 'family' car for 2 kids and 2 dogs.

With any of our current cars we can't fit anyone else in with the kids and she likes to go out with her sister/mum etc so we decide on a 7 seater.

We look at Nissan cashcow (or however its spelt), Dodge, X5 but none are true 7 seaters so we - or should i say me decide on a Disco 3 as i think its safe and sturdy.

My pocket is lightened and the T5 is gone but she hates the Disco so i offer her the 335d as her everyday drive with the kids but she says its 'impractable' as the buggy only just goes in the boot - (it fits!!).
I even got it remapped but she says its to slow and dangerous getting out of junctions! Personally, i REALLY like the Disco.

Now, despite a a trio of decent cars, shes on about buying a cheapo 2k car!!

What can i tell her to change her mind that a Disco 3 is a good car for family - as is a 3 series 4 door saloon

rogerxp · 03-01-2010, 04:31 PM

Damn, just a little too late, I've have swapped the RX8 for the 335d (with a bit of cash coming my way too of course)

All I can say is "bloody women"

RagingKileak · 03-01-2010, 04:35 PM

Bend her over and teach her how fucking lucky she is.

Matt

Matt2008 · 03-01-2010, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RagingKileak

Bend her over and teach her how fucking lucky she is.

Matt

LOL, still doesn't work

sheps · 03-01-2010, 04:50 PM

Show her the Ncap stats of the Disco versus anything £2k will buy.

If she's carrying round the kiddies a bombshelter on wheels nothing is safer for the rugrats.

beemerbird · 03-01-2010, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RagingKileak

Bend her over and teach her how fucking lucky she is.

Matt

There's some aptly shaped pieces of plastic that would have the same effect on you Matthew.

O/P - Can't see what's wrong with the Disco but hey we need her side of the story lol.

Bloody women eh. We're never happy.

sheps · 03-01-2010, 04:57 PM

Duplicate post, sorry

ElegantSpoon · 03-02-2010, 03:06 PM

Dump her.

dxb335d · 03-02-2010, 03:09 PM

Plough the shit out of her.

Tunna_uk · 03-02-2010, 03:25 PM

bitch

singh182 · 03-02-2010, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RagingKileak

Bend her over and teach her how fucking lucky she is.

Matt

Dr Dave · 03-02-2010, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Plough the shit out of her.

+1 but probably won't have much effect in this case.

PhilL · 03-02-2010, 04:04 PM

I first read that as she thought the remapped 335d was a bit slow out of junctions

My missus has a 2k car and would LOVE a Disco 3 - maybe they could swap and we'll all be happy

Chris335d · 03-02-2010, 04:16 PM

M8 I think your 335d is fucked if your wife thinks its slow.

Googlyamnesiac · 03-02-2010, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Plough the shit out of her.

For some reason this really made me chuckle

SiKkBaSs · 03-02-2010, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr Dave

+1 but probably won't have much effect in this case.

Who gives a shit

BTW bro since you've got a lot of money in your man purse gift me a Pre-LCI E90 M3 in metallic black with black CSLs. Thank You muchly.

kthxbai

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Matt2008 Private First Class 19 Rep 181 Posts Drives: E46 M3 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Cambs iTrader: (0)	What to do with the missus? Kind of a Dear Deirdre story... I have a 335d and C63 AMG and missus has an 06 Volvo V50 T5 which needs some work (service, new brakes, tyres etc) so we decide to trade it in as we need a 'family' car for 2 kids and 2 dogs. With any of our current cars we can't fit anyone else in with the kids and she likes to go out with her sister/mum etc so we decide on a 7 seater. We look at Nissan cashcow (or however its spelt), Dodge, X5 but none are true 7 seaters so we - or should i say me decide on a Disco 3 as i think its safe and sturdy. My pocket is lightened and the T5 is gone but she hates the Disco so i offer her the 335d as her everyday drive with the kids but she says its 'impractable' as the buggy only just goes in the boot - (it fits!!). I even got it remapped but she says its to slow and dangerous getting out of junctions! Personally, i REALLY like the Disco. Now, despite a a trio of decent cars, shes on about buying a cheapo 2k car!! What can i tell her to change her mind that a Disco 3 is a good car for family - as is a 3 series 4 door saloon __________________
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sheps Colonel 73 Rep 2,396 Posts Drives: C63 AMG Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Cambs, UK iTrader: (2)	Show her the Ncap stats of the Disco versus anything £2k will buy. If she's carrying round the kiddies a bombshelter on wheels nothing is safer for the rugrats. __________________ Gone but not forgotten: 325i M Sport (E92), Black Sapphire, Coral Red Dakota, 19" 225's, Seat Heating, 6FL and de-badge Replaced by 6.2 litres of AMG powered C class.
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PhilL Captain 62 Rep 629 Posts Drives: M2, F15 X5 4.0d Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: The Middle Lands iTrader: (0)	I first read that as she thought the remapped 335d was a bit slow out of junctions My missus has a 2k car and would LOVE a Disco 3 - maybe they could swap and we'll all be happy
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