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      05-08-2008, 10:04 PM   #1
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Advice please!!!

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Some of you may know, that I've found a new gf recently, and things are going incredibly well. But things have been getting quite sour quickly and I'm stressing myself out. I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that she has been cheating on me. The usual signals, when I'm at her place and I answer the phone, the caller hangs up and she's always on her phone texting.

She's been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, 'Just some friends from work, you don't know them.

I always make time to spend with her or at least call to check in, but I usually fall asleep by 3 or 4 in the morning. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide up the street from her place behind my car so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls'.

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my car, that I noticed that the wear on my rear tires is uneven.

Is it because I've lowered the car and I haven't done an alignment yet, or can I always expect it to be this bad?
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