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      02-16-2009, 11:25 AM   #1
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Boy a Father at 13

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2233878.ece

Poor kid has no idea...watch the video
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      02-16-2009, 11:31 AM   #2
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I honestly have no idea what to say to that, except WTF
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      02-16-2009, 11:33 AM   #3
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That's really gotta suck
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      02-16-2009, 11:33 AM   #4
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what the hell when his kid is 20 hes gonna be 33 lol
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      02-16-2009, 11:35 AM   #5
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      02-16-2009, 11:41 AM   #6
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I was expecting the girlfriend to be some hot young teacher.
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      02-16-2009, 11:45 AM   #7
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I was expecting the girlfriend to be some hot young teacher.
I know, me too! Instead, she looks like she came from the morgue.
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      02-16-2009, 11:46 AM   #8
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Poor kid. Won't experience the fun of childhood.
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      02-16-2009, 12:10 PM   #9
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darn... thats pretty ridiculous... i dont think i even knew how to have sex at 12... it says there that they had sex when the boy was only 12.
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      02-16-2009, 12:10 PM   #10
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      02-16-2009, 12:17 PM   #11
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i see no generation gap..
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      02-16-2009, 12:18 PM   #12
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hot damn! the chick is a giant compared to the dad.

i wonder how it went down. did they have sex at the playground or something?
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      02-16-2009, 12:23 PM   #13
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how the hell is that lil sonnavabitch 13? i was that size when i was like 8..

and lmfao at how much fail is in that pic
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      02-16-2009, 12:32 PM   #14
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Poor kid. Won't experience the fun of childhood.
I think he already did 9 months ago
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      02-16-2009, 12:35 PM   #15
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      02-16-2009, 12:40 PM   #16
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how the hell is that lil sonnavabitch 13? i was that size when i was like 8..

and lmfao at how much fail is in that pic
No worries. He can catch up in size. She can breastfeed both of them.
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No worries. He can catch up in size. She can breastfeed both of them.
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      02-16-2009, 12:50 PM   #18
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No worries. He can catch up in size. She can breastfeed both of them.
BWaahahahahahahhaha
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      02-16-2009, 12:54 PM   #19
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      02-16-2009, 01:45 PM   #20
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wut da...
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      02-16-2009, 01:55 PM   #21
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all i can say is... what the fuck was i doing at 12?? well, at least now i can "attempt" to have babies over and over without worrying about one! never gets old
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      02-16-2009, 02:21 PM   #22
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