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| 05-20-2008, 04:09 PM | #23 | |
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| 05-20-2008, 06:04 PM | #24 | |
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 It's all about her mother... If her Mom is a hideous CHUD the daughter will most likely follow... Not 100% But I've found this to be pretty damn true. Even if it's not immediately obvious, she can be a perfect 10, squirt out a couple of kids and "PHOOMP" Hideous evil CHUD.Also never underestimate the effect that being overweight has on a lady. You want NOTHING to do with some low self esteem queen... They will make your life miserable. Even though they may now be all sparkly and pretty, eventually their inner horror rises to the surface.
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| 05-21-2008, 01:11 PM | #26 |
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You're a pretentious mooncalf that will most likely die alone, what's the difference who your friend* dates?
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